"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Make a move or not?

lloyd_bank$

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I have a question, just wanting to hear some opinions.
Theres a girl I know, me and my best mate have become friends with her and her friend. I'm not in the "friend zone" though - theres always flirting and sexual tension when we are together. This girl's friend has actually told me that the girl likes me, however, she has a boyfriend of 2-3 months.

The 4 of us are meeting at a pub tomorrow, and the 2 girls are goin to be sleeping at my house. I have only one double bed so I plan for the 3 of us to sleep in the same bed. The question is, should I make a move on her? Will she get pissed if I do try it on with her? Cos I know she has a boyfriend. Or if I don't - will she think any less of me (that I'm too scared, or not man enough)?

Your opinions are appreciated,
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Mack Bishop

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theyre staying at your place after a night at the bar

u should go for both of em at the same time
 

squirrels

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If you're not married and you're not f**king her, a woman has no business sleeping in your bed. Get 'em heated up first, though. Don't just "spring it."
 
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