"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Made me laugh again.. These women

captn caveman

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Girl: "I do not like men who do the move.. I like the chase"

m: "Well, do you make a move than, other than just chasing like Tom and jerry?"

girl: "No"

m: "Lets dance"

she follows to a slow and close dance.

but nevertheless, could not f close her that nite..

still makes me smile when I think about these crazy creatures :)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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heh, I had a good looking friend once that used to walk in a club, and as he was walking past one of the best looking women in the club he would not make eye contact until he was just about past her. Then he would stop, turn his head and look directly at her. By this time she was looking at him to see what's up. He would sneer and say, "What are you looking at? You can't have me". Then quickly turn and continue on his way. Usually the girl would crack up laughing but he would manage to keep a straight face throughout the ordeal.

After dancing with a few other girls, he would eventually bump into this girl again, or she would approach him, and they'd share a laugh and the convo would be on.

The games played by both genders is entertaining when ya think about it.
 

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Originally posted by captn caveman
Girl: "I do not like men who do the move.. I like the chase"

m: "Well, do you make a move than, other than just chasing like Tom and jerry?"

girl: "No"

m: "Lets dance"

she follows to a slow and close dance.

but nevertheless, could not f close her that nite..

still makes me smile when I think about these crazy creatures :)
What exactly is "the move"? I'm lost. :confused:
 

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Re: Re: Made me laugh again.. These women

Originally posted by squirrels
What exactly is "the move"? I'm lost. :confused:
the move = a move, as in making a move on her
 
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