"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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hey guys, i used to have a name on here but i deleted it, but now I'm back

i used to be an afc back in january because i had an extreme case of oneits with this girl, but i got over it and became a duan juan

after months of duan juaning various women, last night i got drunk with some friends and ended up (i dont remember this at all) calling this old oneitis and left a message telling her i was in love with her, i also called her present boyfriend and told her that while she was going with this guy dave in january, he fingered her (nobody knew this until i found out last night from a close friend of hers, and it was quite a surprise cause she usually a very prude girl)

so my question is, how the hell do i fix this clusterfvck i got myself into?

P.S. leaving my phone at home next time i got out drinking
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Grand Wizzard Alamar

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hahahahhahahahahah damn!!

dont worry about her bf, he probably also fingers her.
as for your old oneitis, just tell her that you were drunk if she ever contacts you.

you better not still have oneitis for her.
 
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LOL, its not fixable at this point.

It is pretty damn funny though. :up:
 
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yeah i guess it could be seen as pretty funny, sounds like something out of a sh!tty tv show

oh well, i guess i just gotta face the music at school tomorrow

but i kind of still havee feeling for her, but there so minimal that i just ignore em'
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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War Against Betaism

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That's why every time I go to parties, they tell us to leave our cells in the car or at home, or they'll take them all and put them in a bag. One time I called my ex and pulled off a major afc.

Just make sure the girl doesn't find out that you're the one that told him. Not like he's going to kick your ass for it.
 
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Grand Wizzard Alamar

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actually if she asks, tell her that you were prank calling her.
 
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