"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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hey guys, i used to have a name on here but i deleted it, but now I'm back

i used to be an afc back in january because i had an extreme case of oneits with this girl, but i got over it and became a duan juan

after months of duan juaning various women, last night i got drunk with some friends and ended up (i dont remember this at all) calling this old oneitis and left a message telling her i was in love with her, i also called her present boyfriend and told her that while she was going with this guy dave in january, he fingered her (nobody knew this until i found out last night from a close friend of hers, and it was quite a surprise cause she usually a very prude girl)

so my question is, how the hell do i fix this clusterfvck i got myself into?

P.S. leaving my phone at home next time i got out drinking
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Grand Wizzard Alamar

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hahahahhahahahahah damn!!

dont worry about her bf, he probably also fingers her.
as for your old oneitis, just tell her that you were drunk if she ever contacts you.

you better not still have oneitis for her.
 
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LOL, its not fixable at this point.

It is pretty damn funny though. :up:
 
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yeah i guess it could be seen as pretty funny, sounds like something out of a sh!tty tv show

oh well, i guess i just gotta face the music at school tomorrow

but i kind of still havee feeling for her, but there so minimal that i just ignore em'
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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That's why every time I go to parties, they tell us to leave our cells in the car or at home, or they'll take them all and put them in a bag. One time I called my ex and pulled off a major afc.

Just make sure the girl doesn't find out that you're the one that told him. Not like he's going to kick your ass for it.
 
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actually if she asks, tell her that you were prank calling her.
 
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