"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ménage à trois

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I have a 18 year old hb7 gf. She has been sheltered her whole life, sexualy she has never done any thing other then missionary. Though she is all ways willing ( very happy go lucky ) it is just gets effing aqaward with any else sooo bad i have faked my nut, just to get it over with.

I feel that a Ménage à trois with a very experianced old FB (which has allready agreed) would help her out MAJOR. I just dont know how to ask. . .
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Fear of rejection
A real DJ would just give it a try...and succeed thanks to his confidence
 
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Giovanni Casanova

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First, didn't you post this before?

Second, when you do this, please hide a camera somewhere so that you can sell us all copies of the tape. I don't think it will be much of a porno really, but I bet it will be high comedy.

I'll even do the trailer for you right now.


IN A WORLD...

WHERE ONE MAN ...

TRIES TO GET TWO WOMEN ...

AT ONE TIME ...

One girl has never done anything sexually except missionary.

The other girl is his ex.

He wants to f*ck them both at the same time.

This Holiday Season, Nouse4one is...

F*CKED

December 2007
 
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Master Bates

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Giovanni Casanova said:
high comedy.

I'll even do the trailer for you right now.


IN A WORLD...

WHERE ONE MAN ...

TRIES TO GET TWO WOMEN ...

AT ONE TIME ...

One girl has never done anything sexually except missionary.

The other girl is his ex.

He wants to f*ck them both at the same time.

This Holiday Season, Nouse4one is...

F*CKED

December 2007
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Francisco d'Anconia

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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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No they were both posted at the same time, i remember I seen them side by side with no replies, was a double post

please kill this thread as the other has more replies
 
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