"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ménage à trois

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I have a 18 year old hb7 gf. She has been sheltered her whole life, sexualy she has never done any thing other then missionary. Though she is all ways willing ( very happy go lucky ) it is just gets effing aqaward with any else sooo bad i have faked my nut, just to get it over with.

I feel that a Ménage à trois with a very experianced old FB (which has allready agreed) would help her out MAJOR. I just dont know how to ask. . .
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Fear of rejection
A real DJ would just give it a try...and succeed thanks to his confidence
 
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Giovanni Casanova

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First, didn't you post this before?

Second, when you do this, please hide a camera somewhere so that you can sell us all copies of the tape. I don't think it will be much of a porno really, but I bet it will be high comedy.

I'll even do the trailer for you right now.


IN A WORLD...

WHERE ONE MAN ...

TRIES TO GET TWO WOMEN ...

AT ONE TIME ...

One girl has never done anything sexually except missionary.

The other girl is his ex.

He wants to f*ck them both at the same time.

This Holiday Season, Nouse4one is...

F*CKED

December 2007
 
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Master Bates

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Giovanni Casanova said:
high comedy.

I'll even do the trailer for you right now.


IN A WORLD...

WHERE ONE MAN ...

TRIES TO GET TWO WOMEN ...

AT ONE TIME ...

One girl has never done anything sexually except missionary.

The other girl is his ex.

He wants to f*ck them both at the same time.

This Holiday Season, Nouse4one is...

F*CKED

December 2007
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Francisco d'Anconia

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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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No they were both posted at the same time, i remember I seen them side by side with no replies, was a double post

please kill this thread as the other has more replies
 
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