"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Ménage à trois

Nouse4one

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I have a 18 year old hb7 gf. She has been sheltered her whole life, sexualy she has never done any thing other then missionary. Though she is all ways willing ( very happy go lucky ) it is just gets effing aqaward with any else sooo bad i have faked my nut, just to get it over with.

I feel that a Ménage à trois with a very experianced old FB (which has allready agreed) would help her out MAJOR. I just dont know how to ask. . .
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Fear of rejection
A real DJ would just give it a try...and succeed thanks to his confidence
 

Giovanni Casanova

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First, didn't you post this before?

Second, when you do this, please hide a camera somewhere so that you can sell us all copies of the tape. I don't think it will be much of a porno really, but I bet it will be high comedy.

I'll even do the trailer for you right now.


IN A WORLD...

WHERE ONE MAN ...

TRIES TO GET TWO WOMEN ...

AT ONE TIME ...


One girl has never done anything sexually except missionary.

The other girl is his ex.

He wants to f*ck them both at the same time.

This Holiday Season, Nouse4one is...

F*CKED

December 2007
 

Master Bates

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Giovanni Casanova said:
high comedy.

I'll even do the trailer for you right now.


IN A WORLD...

WHERE ONE MAN ...

TRIES TO GET TWO WOMEN ...

AT ONE TIME ...


One girl has never done anything sexually except missionary.

The other girl is his ex.

He wants to f*ck them both at the same time.

This Holiday Season, Nouse4one is...

F*CKED

December 2007
:crackup:
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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No they were both posted at the same time, i remember I seen them side by side with no replies, was a double post

please kill this thread as the other has more replies
 
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