"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ménage à trois

Nouse4one

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I have a 18 year old hb7 gf. She has been sheltered her whole life, sexualy she has never done any thing other then missionary. Though she is all ways willing ( very happy go lucky ) it is just gets effing aqaward with any else sooo bad i have faked my nut, just to get it over with.

I feel that a Ménage à trois with a very experianced old FB (which has allready agreed) would help her out MAJOR. I just dont know how to ask. . .
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Bobby.net

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Fear of rejection
A real DJ would just give it a try...and succeed thanks to his confidence
 

Giovanni Casanova

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First, didn't you post this before?

Second, when you do this, please hide a camera somewhere so that you can sell us all copies of the tape. I don't think it will be much of a porno really, but I bet it will be high comedy.

I'll even do the trailer for you right now.


IN A WORLD...

WHERE ONE MAN ...

TRIES TO GET TWO WOMEN ...

AT ONE TIME ...


One girl has never done anything sexually except missionary.

The other girl is his ex.

He wants to f*ck them both at the same time.

This Holiday Season, Nouse4one is...

F*CKED

December 2007
 

Master Bates

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Giovanni Casanova said:
high comedy.

I'll even do the trailer for you right now.


IN A WORLD...

WHERE ONE MAN ...

TRIES TO GET TWO WOMEN ...

AT ONE TIME ...


One girl has never done anything sexually except missionary.

The other girl is his ex.

He wants to f*ck them both at the same time.

This Holiday Season, Nouse4one is...

F*CKED

December 2007
:crackup:
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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No they were both posted at the same time, i remember I seen them side by side with no replies, was a double post

please kill this thread as the other has more replies
 
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