LYING to get LAID

[Zero Hero]

I told this one chick I was in real estate when I was actually a college student. I think she woulda ****ed me regardless though.

 

[Ntwadumela]

when i went to a stip club in san fran, i lied my ass off. I was rich, in my twenties, and had a **** bigger than my forearms....it was fun. my boys and i were hella lyin **** to these strippers and makin up more and more **** tryin not to go too far and get caught in a lie...
thing is, they never really suspected anything...probably were just tunin me out and tryin to get a private show...eh... least im not dead on the inside...

 

[Rebound Material]

The best (or worst if u wanna think of it that way) thing I ever did was tell a girl that i got lotsa $$ because I am a famous russian pop star ( i am actually russian so its easy to pull off with an american b1tch), and then I sang for her in russian and she melted.........ended up ****ing her that night and then ditching her.........obv i was lying cuz im just a russian guy living in the US and i got an accounting job. lol

You mentioned to her status and money.....yea, all girls are easy once they hear that sh!t about a dood.

Anyways, I thought what you did was fcukin hilarious...she probably tried to look you up on the internet the next day or tried to download some of your "songs" too.

 

[BingoBango]

I drove my dad's convertible to a party once when i was 17 (i'm 22 now). I was chatting to one girl and i was like "let's go outside, i wanna show u my car." (this was me in my AFC days). When i showed her the car she's like "ARE U SERIOUS OMG WOW OMG OMG OMG, IS THIS REALLY UR CAR OR UR PARENT'S?" I'm like "yeh yeh it's mine, it's cool ay!".... and she fvckin jumped on me and started kissing on the spot! FVCKIN SLUT!!! And yeh i closed the deal later on.

Btw that comment from Morphiex was fvcking funny sh!t, i've also suspected that skip is angelus. Not that i give a sh!t either way i still love skip's posts.

 

[BlackJackal]

Well since it's all about getting laid, then i say it's fair game. I'm not sayin I've done it, or wont but all is fair. It's the chicks fault for believing it.She wants to be sold a dream, so sell it to her. I thought skips story was funny as hell.

 

[skip2mylou781]

guys i love ur responses

first off, i am NOT angelus, sorry to break it to u

second off - out of all the girls i ****ed, i believe only 5 or so were lied to, maybe 2 were BLATANTLY lied to, and im just thinking to myself.........this shyt WORKS if u pull it off right

i mean seriiously, if u really lie to some hot b1tch and make urself seem ****in famous or somethin, THAT REALLY CAN WORK, dont ya think????

example:

here is me, i am a 7/8 looks wise, i got game, but not THAT much, i work an ok job, and i live with my parents, and im 22................im seriously wondering, wtf in the hell is stopping me from simply telling the next girl im on a date with that "i got an album out in europe, but its russian music, u wanna hear me sing?".......or "yea i played pro tennis for a couple of years but then my arm got ****ed up, it was good while it lasted


DO U GUYS REALIZE THIS SHYT WORKS???????????????? i mean i havent tried it much at all, but in theory, it really seems like its easy to pull off IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR THE ONE NIGHT SEX

wat do u think?

 

[Zero Hero]

It works...when I say I am rich its easy to get responses to online profiles.

 

[KillaCam]

A lot of people are just scared that the real person inside them isn't good enough to get the job done.

From How High :

"There are a lot of things in life your ass won't get.."
"Yeah, like pvssy, and respect".

Pull a chick with lies, you get the pvssy. But you don't get the respect. 'Cause it ain't you that got the job done, it's the person she falsely thinks you are.

 

[Zero Hero]

A lot of people are just scared that the real person inside them isn't good enough to get the job done.

From How High :

"There are a lot of things in life your ass won't get.."
"Yeah, like pvssy, and respect".

Pull a chick with lies, you get the pvssy. But you don't get the respect. 'Cause it ain't you that got the job done, it's the person she falsely thinks you are.

I'm seriously starting to see skip's point that you all are a bunch of pussies yourself....there is ***** and there is relationships, its not hard to tell the difference and adapt your game likewise. It's like you have never been laid.

 

[BlackJackal]

Well the way I see is like this; If I knew how to cheat the casino out of alot of money and can get away with, I'd do it. Seeing as playing fair allows them to cheat you out of your money.

So even if skip was a russian pop star, or if the BingoBango really did own that convertible, it wouldn't change the fact that them girls wouldn't let them hit if they were anything less. You can tell by how quick they both got laid.

So I say the ends justify the means.

 

[KillaCam]

I'm seriously starting to see skip's point that you all are a bunch of pussies yourself....there is ***** and there is relationships, its not hard to tell the difference and adapt your game likewise. It's like you have never been laid.

What are you going on about?

I was talking about taking respect. Not getting into a relationship. That's whole sub-matter of this topic.

I see your point about adapting your game, that's a quality aspect. But people such as Skip, among others, have spent a lot of time talking about how many chicks they have supposedly screwed. And they try and claim peoples respect for it. That respect could be directed towards the person's adapted "game" (If you can call lying an aspect of game), rather the person originally. If someone argues against Skip, he or one of his one-post-wonder followers see it as an insult to the person, rather than the persons game. That's usually a cue for some retarded insult war where one person proves they can't spell, can't insult, and can't keep cool.

Although I do take note that Skip said he has used it sparingly.

There is no right or wrong way of scoring chicks, if it works for you, then it works for you, pretty bloody simple. Just don't cry when people look down on you for it. And hell, there is a lot of crying that goes on here.

 

[Demon]

again, this is SIMPLY about only getting laid, and nothing else

There's no reason to call anyone a chump.

Since I joined this community five years ago, the quality of the people has quickly gone downhill. There actually were ambitious men driven by self-improvement that frequented these forums. Now the community is populated by chumps, self-serving jerks, and wannabe players lacking in the areas of moral principles and ethical conduct. These are the type of losers we as a community frowned upon and ejected from these forums. These people do not deserve our respect.

Combined with piss-poor attitudes toward life, their methods are downright deceitful. They represent the opposite of what we strived to achieve in formulating the art of the Don Juan. They are the corruptors of our philosophy. Unfortunately, those who would have strongly retaliated against such corruption departed this community long ago, realizing that the weaknesses of the insecure and malicious were too potent as bait for the desperate and unwise.

 

[Zero Hero]

Since I joined this community five years ago, the quality of the people has quickly gone downhill. There actually were ambitious men driven by self-improvement that frequented these forums. Now the community is populated by chumps, self-serving jerks, and wannabe players lacking in the areas of moral principles and ethical conduct. These are the type of losers we as a community frowned upon and ejected from these forums. These people do not deserve our respect.

Combined with piss-poor attitudes toward life, their methods are downright deceitful. They represent the opposite of what we strived to achieve in formulating the art of the Don Juan. They are the corruptors of our philosophy. Unfortunately, those who would have strongly retaliated against such corruption departed this community long ago, realizing that the weaknesses of the insecure and malicious were too potent as bait for the desperate and unwise.

There are way too many people on here who want to be the perfect guy except for one problem...they never get ****ing laid. If someone is giving advice on how to get laid, you use that advice to get laid, you don't turn it into something its not.

 

[KillaCam]

There are way too many people on here who want to be the perfect guy except for one problem...they never get ****ing laid. If someone is giving advice on how to get laid, you use that advice to get laid, you don't turn it into something its not.

If someone told you to jump off a bridge, would you accept it and go ahead and do it, because that person said it was "right?"

There is such a thing as bad advice. Hence negative feedback.

 

[PRMoon]

I lie to girls all the time If I'm just trying to get laid. "I'll call you tomorrow" "I really like you cause you're special" "You and I have a deep connection, couldn't you tell from the first time we met?" "You seem really smart an we're clicking like crazy here" lies lies lies. I lie all the time and I cheat and I steal. I'm an all around sketchy person when it gets me to where I want to be. I'll stoop to a low level If I want to have a ONS bad enough and I know it'll work. It's just the nature of the game.

More often then not I dont' have to lie but every now and again it works out pretty good so I'll try it out. Not like I'm gonna see these people too often again an if I do I still won't care that much. Strange how I have morals about somethings but don't give a sh*t about others.

 

[anointed]

c+f lying can be good.. "im a race car driver".. i dont think it matters if ur in a club and u just want some tang..

reminds me off this thing a friend of mine did.. he was at the ATM machine and the guy infront of him forgot his reciept.. he had somethin like 800,000 in his acocunt and my friend grabbed the reciept and put it in his pocket. He was talkin to some girl in the club and he was like "leme giv u my number" he pulls out the reciept and is like "oh ive only got this atm receipt to write one" he writes his name on it an was like "oh just ignore whats on that side"..

like hell she did ... needless to say 2 hours later he was 'all up in that'.. $$$$!!

 

[skip2mylou781]

prmoon - i totally forgot to mention what you just said - FAKING FEELINGS......basically telling a girl how special she is and all that for simply getting into her pants, i actually have done that one ALOT, it works great for ONS and **** buddies who think they love u due to the words u say to them and the feelings u create.

those guys saying its disrespectful and wrong to lie to get laid??

ARE U ****IN KIDDING ME????

wtffffffff i SAID that this is for simply getting some PVSSY!!! of course OF COURSE if u want a relationship, u better not lie cuz then it will kill your chances of long term success. But cmon AFCS whats with the respect bullshyt? a don juan gets laid by any means necessary!!!

a DON JUAN seduces the lady and fcuks her BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY

it is the AFC who is going to try to be super respectful, not sexual, and just a total tool when it comes to gettin a girl into his bed.

 

[KillaCam]

But cmon AFCS whats with the respect bullshyt? a don juan gets laid by any means necessary!!!

That's where interpretations of the term "Don Juan" differ from person to person. Your opinion isn't fact, neither is mine.

And i'll ask nicely, please, tone down on using the term "AFC". It's everywhere, in every post, out of every mouth. Originality fellas, we can use our minds here ya know.

 

[skip2mylou781]

ok i wont use the word AFC, lemme use the phrase "chump who doesn't know how to get pvssy".......better?

 

[KillaCam]

ok i wont use the word AFC, lemme use the phrase "chump who doesn't know how to get pvssy".......better?

Oh nah, bud, I didn't say stop. I just said tone it down Either or, it's cool. All has the same effect. Just leave a little bit of the saying left so the next generation doesn't get a beat up cliche.