"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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luau food?

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we are having a luau (wedding reception) in two weeks and i am still trying to decide on what food to have .
any suggestions??
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Shark steaks. Sushi ( sashimi and nigori ). Most importantly top shelf liquor!

Have some good quality beer as well, Sam Adams, Amberbock . . .


It'll be appreciated more than the food.


Oh, my invite must be on the way to my mailbox hhmmm . . .
 

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i look at some of their recipes and i wonder what our folks would actually be willing to try. most of the websites online say sweet potatoes is one of their best side dishes, and as much as i dig them, i know his family is from so far up north, im not sure they would touch them.

are there any of these things that anyone has ever really tried?
has anyone been to a luau? neither of us has.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
Do you have your coconut shell bikini top yet?
thank you for the help.
we got a few for a hula dance contest. winner gets a flip flop picture frame.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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KarmaSutra said:
Shark steaks. Sushi ( sashimi and nigori ). Most importantly top shelf liquor!

Have some good quality beer as well, Sam Adams, Amberbock . . .


It'll be appreciated more than the food.


Oh, my invite must be on the way to my mailbox hhmmm . . .
eww shark is so bitter.
the church has this little rule about no alcohol, so we have to wait until we get back to the hotel to have any beer haha

i didnt know you would be wanting to go....
 

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penkitten said:
eww shark is so bitter.
the church has this little rule about no alcohol, so we have to wait until we get back to the hotel to have any beer haha

i didnt know you would be wanting to go....

The waining nuptuals make my heart blossom with joy.

But no booze? My regards to both of you.

you could have PB & J sammiches if no sushi. . .
 

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