"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Louis CK on putting a woman in her place

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DJ Logic

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Just because something is scripted doesn't mean there is not a lesson to be learned. I found that exchange to be pretty much on point with my own experience. (I usually don't call them c*nts, lol)

FWIW in real life Louis is a pathetic AFC and makes fun of it during his act. I still see the value of this particular sketch outside that context though. *shrugs*
 

dereklovesugly

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I honestly have been watching his show since it started and I think he's a dj. He knows all the ins and outs of the game. I'm pretty sure his show is a joke and not based on fact hence him being a comedian
 

Nexus Polaris

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I can't stand this guy. I've got friends that like him, but I've never understood why. I don't see him getting laid at all. He's got all the telltale signs of an entertainment industry AFC; he's middle-aged, he's out of shape, and he's cynical. Most people with those three qualities end up doing standup.

Not to sh1t on your post here. These are just things I've noticed.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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DJ Miquelo

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I think hes a hilarious comedian and i like what he does... however, imo he is nowhere near a DJ nor anything anyone here should aspire to being like when it comes to women or attitude :p
 
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