"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Losing My Virginity
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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flyinshark
Senior Don Juan
2. foreplay! don't rush into penetration if you want it to be fun
3. be hard
4. if u dont know where the hole is, let her place it in for you while you keep a poker face (act as if you knew)
5. dont c*m too fast ... if you feel it coming, slow down and make the whole experience longer
6. throw in a joke if you feel the atmosphere is too tense: i dunno, when u go looking for condoms and need to get off her for a second, act as if you are confused about which way to go and where to place your hands, and place your hands repeatedly on her boobs and crotch by excusing yourself and seeming like you didnt mean to do that. make the confusion last for 30 seconds or so, and if done properly, she might find that amusing, while you get some good contact with her nicer body parts
Most importantly, try to enjoy and dont think about performing and all that stressfull stuff. Enjoy and report back!
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
diablo
Master Don Juan
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/search...d=152446&sortby=lastpost&sortorder=descending
Oh, and congratulations.
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