"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Losing My Virginity
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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flyinshark
Senior Don Juan
2. foreplay! don't rush into penetration if you want it to be fun
3. be hard
4. if u dont know where the hole is, let her place it in for you while you keep a poker face (act as if you knew)
5. dont c*m too fast ... if you feel it coming, slow down and make the whole experience longer
6. throw in a joke if you feel the atmosphere is too tense: i dunno, when u go looking for condoms and need to get off her for a second, act as if you are confused about which way to go and where to place your hands, and place your hands repeatedly on her boobs and crotch by excusing yourself and seeming like you didnt mean to do that. make the confusion last for 30 seconds or so, and if done properly, she might find that amusing, while you get some good contact with her nicer body parts
Most importantly, try to enjoy and dont think about performing and all that stressfull stuff. Enjoy and report back!
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
diablo
Master Don Juan
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/search...d=152446&sortby=lastpost&sortorder=descending
Oh, and congratulations.
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