"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Losing My Virginity

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I will be losing my virginity tonight, unless I get too drunk or really fight with my gf. Is there anything I should know/do/have.

I am going to make sure it is protected.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Don't forget to bring your penis with you!!:D
 
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Yes dear, we are going to have sex on Friday night at 10:17 pm after a dinner and a movie - so take a shower and wear clean underwear!
 

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1. Dont forget to bring your girlfriend:)

2. foreplay! don't rush into penetration if you want it to be fun

3. be hard

4. if u dont know where the hole is, let her place it in for you while you keep a poker face (act as if you knew)

5. dont c*m too fast ... if you feel it coming, slow down and make the whole experience longer

6. throw in a joke if you feel the atmosphere is too tense: i dunno, when u go looking for condoms and need to get off her for a second, act as if you are confused about which way to go and where to place your hands, and place your hands repeatedly on her boobs and crotch by excusing yourself and seeming like you didnt mean to do that. make the confusion last for 30 seconds or so, and if done properly, she might find that amusing, while you get some good contact with her nicer body parts

Most importantly, try to enjoy and dont think about performing and all that stressfull stuff. Enjoy and report back!
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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