"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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God I thought I'd never ever be making a thread like this but yea short story was making out with a girl in a closed lecture hall. Well I had her naked and all she had on was this blanket I always have with me (gotta be ready at all times at uni right LOL).

And well I couldnt get it up for long aye, mutha fu(ker would go limp too quick, now I did train 3 days straight and didnt have much sleep but it shouldnt have affected me that much (should it have ??).

I know I dont have any problems normally but umm could it be due to having too much sex or something, any help would be appreciated.

Also any tips on how to keep it up when your really really tired would help. I feel like such a friggen loser man :(
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Dammmmmmmmmn! I'm 44 years old and don't have this problem --- you are only 22 years old and are already in for a world of pain!!!!

Take Viagra - but be careful - it makes you go blind!!!!! :(
 

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The thing is I nailed her last week and went for ages, is it possible to like over use your fella, thats what I'm scared of aye, I was totally turned on yet totally hammered from training, could it be performance anxiety ?

I are her out cause I couldnt do anything else and had phone sex with her after a 3 hour nap, was rock hard then but yea I'm like scared now aye.
 
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typical said:
I ate her out cause I couldnt do anything else and had phone sex with her after a 3 hour nap, was rock hard then but yea I'm like scared now aye.
Damn, you ate a diseased stank hole - you bastards are desperate and have something to prove, don't you -- never eat a hors tw@t - it just ain't natural or clean!!!! You are trying to make-up for your impotence by using your mouth???? It still doesn't help your situation!!!! Quit eating stank-hos holes!!!
 

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that could depend on if your still winking your wank. sometimes f@cking your hand causes you to apply alot of friction to your wick and when it's time for the real thing it might be not enough friction causing you to lose your hard-on.

working out at the gym sometimes cause the same problem. you may be working out to hard for your body. i noticed that after an hour of cardio and my woman gets frisky on me it takes a bit for it to stand at attention. some sex positions also could be the problem for your loss of erection. sometimes when my women does some kind of kinky new move it just doesn't feel that great and she starts going soft. sometimes i noticed when i get alot of beers into me my d@ck stays rock solid for hours....don't ask me why
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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insanity said:
...sometimes i noticed when i get alot of beers into me my d@ck stays rock solid for hours....don't ask me why
I know why! It is because your penis is an alcoholic!!! :rolleyes:
 

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if you dont use it you lose it bro, or in this case, if you use it, you still lose it
 

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Man, *don't* worry about it.

And well I couldnt get it up for long aye, mutha fu(ker would go limp too quick, now I did train 3 days straight and didnt have much sleep but it shouldnt have affected me that much (should it have ??).
You'd be surprised bud. On new year's day, I was totally FVCKED, hungover and lethargic from getting *ridiculously* drunk the previous night. My girlfriend came round, and we shagged, but I knew from the beginning that I had *NO* chance of cvmming. I had to change my condom because i was going soft and it was rolling off.

So yeah, being tired can make a lot of difference. I've experienced it quite a lot of times.

Also, how often do you whack one out? I find that whacking one off the day before makes me last ages, and to be honest, although I can be horny before having sex the next day, my drive is still lowered.

cheers,
-shaun
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Met her again today and nailed her, I think I'm back to normal the paranoia is going away yaya. I think it was due to being too tired or something but bah its gone for now.

BTW I like eating girls out its my speciality, as long as they dont stink down there are clean shaven and smell nice I'm good to go.
 

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These threads are becoming almost a daily thing. We need some standard info on performance anxiety to give to people in these situations.
 

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i got opposite i could be doing something normal and all of a sudden get a har on FOR LITERALLY NO REASON and its hard to get rid of it
its not as if im thinking about fantasies or anything i just get hard for no reason whatsoever is that normal
 
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