"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Looking funny while dancing

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Diaoz

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Hi guys, can someone give me some tips for dancing?

I don't mean ballroom dances, but more of just casual 'shaking' at bars, parties etc.

Everytime there's a dance, I'll try to move with the flow and move my body/limps etc. but I look funny and insecure.

Is it because I'm tall and skinny, thus my moves looks really limpy and scrawny (imagine a tree with long branches dancing)

I've been praticing in front of the mirror but it looks as bad each time, with my long dangly arms up in the air.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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NYC Dude

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I'm tall and skinny, and a better dancer than many people that I know. Observe the other guys around you when you're dancing, and compare. That really is the best way to learn.
 
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