LMAO My new surefire message for Plenty of Fishbreath!

[Naughty Ninja]

I sent this out to a bunch of hotties and 98% response rate almost as soon as they get it! lmao.

Title/headline:

Awwww that is so friggin cute!

Body:

I didn't know they let special needs people post profiles on Plenty of fish. Bravo and good for you!

They will reply like hell. lmao. Just play along like you didn't know and go into something on their pictures and or profile. Like "You like cupcakes?" Or You were making a weird face, striking an awkward pose. etc.

Have like 30 messages already two IM's. I love breakin chops on that site! Hilarious!

 

[Naughty Ninja]

Yeah! Let's call girls retards on the internet instead of going out and talking to them! How did no one think of this before? It's absolutely genius.

33 replies says they respond quicker than anything. And who says I don't talk to numerous women in real life? Nice try though.

 

[Mantis Toboggan]

33 replies says they respond quicker than anything. And who says I don't talk to numerous women in real life? Nice try though.

You could call women retarded in real life and get 33 replies too. What matters is how many of those replies turn into lays.

And I'd bet that if you talked to them like a grown man instead of using "****y & funny" frat boy jokes, you'd probably have gotten the same amount of lays anyway.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

You could call women retarded in real life and get 33 replies too. What matters is how many of those replies turn into lays.

And I'd bet that if you talked to them like a grown man instead of using "****y & funny" frat boy jokes, you'd probably have gotten the same amount of lays anyway.

Online and real life are two totally different animals. I deal with both accordingly. Which is why there are no whining posts from me on So suave and there won't be in the future.

 

[Zarky]

OP, if it works for you, then keep it up. Let us know how many lays you get from it.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

OP, if it works for you, then keep it up. Let us know how many lays you get from it.

I don't put the puddy on a pedestal. Which is why I don't whine on here like many others. I do, I do. I don't, I don't. I don't worry about an end result. Which leads to getting the puddy because I'm not desperate for it.

 

[abcde]

Negging and asserting dominance.. I like it

 

[MurdocNiccals]

Actually here's a better idea:

Joke about one of her favourite movies/favourite books/favourite actors...

Something like "lol omg I can't believe you like The Notebook that's the gayest movie ever , even gayer than Justin Bieber!"

I've actually got a 2006 account, maybe I'll start posting with that instead... Early join date = instant coolness xD

 

[The Mad Ghost]

Naughty Ninja.

POF are now charging money to see who has Read or Unread your message.

Garbage.

 

[Warrior74]

Naughty Ninja.

POF are now charging money to see who has Read or Unread your message.

Garbage.

Good. on one of my marketing forums they had the POF guy there when he first started and some of the posts he made about taking his dating site to the next level.

Now that he's getting to be all about the money it will open up room for someone else to steal some of his market share by offering free perks that he doesn't offer anymore.