"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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LMAO My new surefire message for Plenty of Fishbreath!

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I sent this out to a bunch of hotties and 98% response rate almost as soon as they get it! lmao.

Title/headline:

Awwww that is so friggin cute!

Body:

I didn't know they let special needs people post profiles on Plenty of fish. Bravo and good for you!

They will reply like hell. lmao. Just play along like you didn't know and go into something on their pictures and or profile. Like "You like cupcakes?" Or You were making a weird face, striking an awkward pose. etc.

Have like 30 messages already two IM's. I love breakin chops on that site! Hilarious!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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DJ_Hero said:
Yeah! Let's call girls retards on the internet instead of going out and talking to them! How did no one think of this before? It's absolutely genius.
33 replies says they respond quicker than anything. And who says I don't talk to numerous women in real life? Nice try though.
 

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Naughty Ninja said:
33 replies says they respond quicker than anything. And who says I don't talk to numerous women in real life? Nice try though.
You could call women retarded in real life and get 33 replies too. What matters is how many of those replies turn into lays.

And I'd bet that if you talked to them like a grown man instead of using "****y & funny" frat boy jokes, you'd probably have gotten the same amount of lays anyway.
 

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Mantis Toboggan said:
You could call women retarded in real life and get 33 replies too. What matters is how many of those replies turn into lays.

And I'd bet that if you talked to them like a grown man instead of using "****y & funny" frat boy jokes, you'd probably have gotten the same amount of lays anyway.
Online and real life are two totally different animals. I deal with both accordingly. Which is why there are no whining posts from me on So suave and there won't be in the future.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Zarky said:
OP, if it works for you, then keep it up. Let us know how many lays you get from it.

I don't put the puddy on a pedestal. Which is why I don't whine on here like many others. I do, I do. I don't, I don't. I don't worry about an end result. Which leads to getting the puddy because I'm not desperate for it.
 

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Actually here's a better idea:

Joke about one of her favourite movies/favourite books/favourite actors...

Something like "lol omg I can't believe you like The Notebook that's the gayest movie ever :p, even gayer than Justin Bieber!"

I've actually got a 2006 account, maybe I'll start posting with that instead... Early join date = instant coolness xD
 

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The Mad Ghost said:
Naughty Ninja.

POF are now charging money to see who has Read or Unread your message.

Garbage.
Good. on one of my marketing forums they had the POF guy there when he first started and some of the posts he made about taking his dating site to the next level.

Now that he's getting to be all about the money it will open up room for someone else to steal some of his market share by offering free perks that he doesn't offer anymore.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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