"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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LMAO My new surefire message for Plenty of Fishbreath!

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I sent this out to a bunch of hotties and 98% response rate almost as soon as they get it! lmao.

Title/headline:

Awwww that is so friggin cute!

Body:

I didn't know they let special needs people post profiles on Plenty of fish. Bravo and good for you!

They will reply like hell. lmao. Just play along like you didn't know and go into something on their pictures and or profile. Like "You like cupcakes?" Or You were making a weird face, striking an awkward pose. etc.

Have like 30 messages already two IM's. I love breakin chops on that site! Hilarious!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DJ_Hero said:
Yeah! Let's call girls retards on the internet instead of going out and talking to them! How did no one think of this before? It's absolutely genius.
33 replies says they respond quicker than anything. And who says I don't talk to numerous women in real life? Nice try though.
 

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Naughty Ninja said:
33 replies says they respond quicker than anything. And who says I don't talk to numerous women in real life? Nice try though.
You could call women retarded in real life and get 33 replies too. What matters is how many of those replies turn into lays.

And I'd bet that if you talked to them like a grown man instead of using "****y & funny" frat boy jokes, you'd probably have gotten the same amount of lays anyway.
 

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Mantis Toboggan said:
You could call women retarded in real life and get 33 replies too. What matters is how many of those replies turn into lays.

And I'd bet that if you talked to them like a grown man instead of using "****y & funny" frat boy jokes, you'd probably have gotten the same amount of lays anyway.
Online and real life are two totally different animals. I deal with both accordingly. Which is why there are no whining posts from me on So suave and there won't be in the future.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Zarky said:
OP, if it works for you, then keep it up. Let us know how many lays you get from it.

I don't put the puddy on a pedestal. Which is why I don't whine on here like many others. I do, I do. I don't, I don't. I don't worry about an end result. Which leads to getting the puddy because I'm not desperate for it.
 

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Actually here's a better idea:

Joke about one of her favourite movies/favourite books/favourite actors...

Something like "lol omg I can't believe you like The Notebook that's the gayest movie ever :p, even gayer than Justin Bieber!"

I've actually got a 2006 account, maybe I'll start posting with that instead... Early join date = instant coolness xD
 

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The Mad Ghost said:
Naughty Ninja.

POF are now charging money to see who has Read or Unread your message.

Garbage.
Good. on one of my marketing forums they had the POF guy there when he first started and some of the posts he made about taking his dating site to the next level.

Now that he's getting to be all about the money it will open up room for someone else to steal some of his market share by offering free perks that he doesn't offer anymore.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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