"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Lithuanian Company Launches NSFW Potato Chips
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
BillyPilgrim
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Now *this* is a One Chip Challenge
Hamurabimbi
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yuk
sevbucmash
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Blah. What else do you expect from a country that during WW2 had plenty of SS volunteers, and presently they have marches in remembrance of SS. I guess that's their history, the fact that they killed millions of jews is out of the window for some reason. I bet you don't see this type of junk in the west, it just don't get shown.
Plus they have gay parades. Now I know you're in the next century, but in this part of the world with conservative values gay parade is out of place. Traditional family values make more sense.
Pu$$y flavored chips? What else do you expect from these weirdos? Bleh, if you ever wondered why Russia began special operation where it began its special operation, that's because those bastards had it even worst, more nazis, more violence, more gay, more everything worst and for 8 years shelled people in the south. Unfriendly violent neo nazis basically. Steven Segal and Jeff Monson are both doing movies about this, should be out at the end of this month.
Plus they have gay parades. Now I know you're in the next century, but in this part of the world with conservative values gay parade is out of place. Traditional family values make more sense.
Pu$$y flavored chips? What else do you expect from these weirdos? Bleh, if you ever wondered why Russia began special operation where it began its special operation, that's because those bastards had it even worst, more nazis, more violence, more gay, more everything worst and for 8 years shelled people in the south. Unfriendly violent neo nazis basically. Steven Segal and Jeff Monson are both doing movies about this, should be out at the end of this month.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
I would have expected Lay’s to come up with these.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
DarwinTaurus
Senior Don Juan
Except the real thing isn't crunchy...
zekko
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Hopefully not. But I haven't tried the chips, maybe they're soggy.Except the real thing isn't crunchy...