"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Lithuanian Company Launches NSFW Potato Chips
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
BillyPilgrim
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Now *this* is a One Chip Challenge
Hamurabimbi
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sevbucmash
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Blah. What else do you expect from a country that during WW2 had plenty of SS volunteers, and presently they have marches in remembrance of SS. I guess that's their history, the fact that they killed millions of jews is out of the window for some reason. I bet you don't see this type of junk in the west, it just don't get shown.
Plus they have gay parades. Now I know you're in the next century, but in this part of the world with conservative values gay parade is out of place. Traditional family values make more sense.
Pu$$y flavored chips? What else do you expect from these weirdos? Bleh, if you ever wondered why Russia began special operation where it began its special operation, that's because those bastards had it even worst, more nazis, more violence, more gay, more everything worst and for 8 years shelled people in the south. Unfriendly violent neo nazis basically. Steven Segal and Jeff Monson are both doing movies about this, should be out at the end of this month.
Plus they have gay parades. Now I know you're in the next century, but in this part of the world with conservative values gay parade is out of place. Traditional family values make more sense.
Pu$$y flavored chips? What else do you expect from these weirdos? Bleh, if you ever wondered why Russia began special operation where it began its special operation, that's because those bastards had it even worst, more nazis, more violence, more gay, more everything worst and for 8 years shelled people in the south. Unfriendly violent neo nazis basically. Steven Segal and Jeff Monson are both doing movies about this, should be out at the end of this month.
Atom Smasher
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I would have expected Lay’s to come up with these.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
DarwinTaurus
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Except the real thing isn't crunchy...
zekko
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Hopefully not. But I haven't tried the chips, maybe they're soggy.Except the real thing isn't crunchy...