MatureDJ
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Listicle: 5 Ways We Train Teenage Girls To Love Psychopaths
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Who Dares Win
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Disagree on teenage girls not releasing their anger, they just do it psychologically and socially rather than physically.
Disagree on the "they stay in abusive relationships to help their partner", they stay with those men cause they turn them on unlike those nice supportive cucks bombing their facebook inbox.
Again they come up with any possbile complicate theory to explain that a certain kind of man despite his behaviour is liked from women, given enough SMV on a man, women will tolerate any kind of abuse possibile.
A low SMV man can do no good, a high SMV can do no bad...the more I live the more I notice it.
Disagree on the "they stay in abusive relationships to help their partner", they stay with those men cause they turn them on unlike those nice supportive cucks bombing their facebook inbox.
Again they come up with any possbile complicate theory to explain that a certain kind of man despite his behaviour is liked from women, given enough SMV on a man, women will tolerate any kind of abuse possibile.
A low SMV man can do no good, a high SMV can do no bad...the more I live the more I notice it.
zekko
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I agree with you, although I thought there were some good points in the article also. And some girls are caretakers, so I do think those girls will stay with dysfunctional men in order to fill that role.
I also don't think these girls are all attracted to the abusive behavior (some of them are) - like you say, if a guy has high SMV, he can do no wrong. Much of the time.
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The old theory that women just want "a project" or a "guy to fix" has holes in it.
You could just as easily argue that the (low SMV) nice guy is also a "project" in need of "fixing" or a "caretaker." But most women aren't interested in taking on THAT kind of project. Only the bad boy kind of "project."
Why is one "project" more worthy than the other? Because that's not the point. It's a red herring. It's about SMV as WDW says.
You could just as easily argue that the (low SMV) nice guy is also a "project" in need of "fixing" or a "caretaker." But most women aren't interested in taking on THAT kind of project. Only the bad boy kind of "project."
Why is one "project" more worthy than the other? Because that's not the point. It's a red herring. It's about SMV as WDW says.
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Oh yeah the good samaritan legend of women trying to help men tounleash their potential, funny as hell, I heard it too.
When I was a kid I was kinda skinny and decided to join the gym, plenty of dumb asses told me that there was no reason cause women have an instinct to take care of weak people and being skinny would have give me an edge.
I know it sounds ridicolous but there is people really talking like that.
Anyway strong agree on the last line especially.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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Women get moist for psychos. Its been this way since the dawn of time.
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You guys realize that cracked is a comedy site?