List Of Excuses Chics Use

[COD]

I need help compiling a list o common excues girls give men (in person, online, text,etc)

When women are about to flake, stand you up, change their minds, buyers remose...... they often give excuses. There are a few keywords that tend to stand out..........listen for any of these and you instantly know low interest level and she has no intesions of meeting you . Saves you a lot of time and frustration.


-I'm meeting an "old friend" for lunch/dinner.

-We will have to "reschedule" another time.

-MY friend decided to "stay another night" so can we make it another day.

"we will see, I have not decided yet, maybe, possibly, perhaps, you never know, ya sure, let me ge back to you, I will let you know, etc"

-I was at work, cell phone died, couldn't find cell phone, dog ate your number

-fell asleep, was sick, had a hadache, forgot,thought U said tomarrow, had to work overtime, mom/kid was sick

-I BEEN THINKING............
-I've been going over our converations and.........

 

[Negative_Nancy]

some of those are legit too me

 

[Igetit!]

You disappoint me COD.

You left off one of the most famous and most commonly used female excuses.

"I don't know".

I CAN'T STAND ,"I don't know".

I'd rather she just say "no".

I remember one time about 5 or 6 years ago,I asked a girl out,and she said she didn't know....FOUR TIMES.


This was before I had gained a better understanding of women,before I understood the list of blowoffs you have compiled here.

So when she said,"I don't know",I thought she meant she didn't know.

So I continued speaking to her,asking her out again.

Then she said she didn't know a second time.

I still didn't get it,and continued trying to persuade her.

Then she said she didn't know a third time. Now when she said she didn't know the third time,(on the inside) I got angry,but I kept my cool.

So then I told her that if she was interested,then just say yes,then we'll hang out,but if she wasn't interested,then say no,hey,I tried,it didn't work out,and I'll move on. After saying this to her,guess what she said?

She said,"Well if I say no,then blah,blah,blah. So well,I,I...I don't know".


FOUR TIMES she said she didn't know. After the fourth time,I LOST INTEREST. By then,I didn't care. I just wanted the interaction to be over with so I could leave.

This all took place in a restaurant that she worked in.

Three weeks later,I went back to the restaurant.

Now I didn't see her. I didn't even know she was there.

I went to the counter and ordered my food. While I was waiting,I went and grabbed some condiments (mustard,ketchup,etc.). Well,they called my number,I went and got my order,and out of nowhere,here this girl comes almost runnung towards me. She got right in my face,looked me dead in my eyes,like she was trying to pass by in front of me.

In fact,she almost bumped into me. Obviouly she was trying to get me to speak to her. You know what I did?

I stepped around her,and kept on walking. Walked right out the door.

I was like,"No way. No way in the world I'm back through all those I don't knows again".

Anyway,be sure to add that one to your list.

 

[fertileTurtle]

I BEEN THINKING............

Always followed by me: GOD DAMMIT!!!

 

[scrouds]

"My Aunt Flo is visiting for the week."

 

[Duffdog]

sometimes they just make up completely off the wall bs:

"this guy was walking me home last night and then tried to break in when I was gone, but the neighbor scared him away and now I have to wait for the cops to show up because they are only available on sunday evening in this part of town, so sorry, I can't go"...

This chic got pissed when I called her out on her sh1t. Whatever, she deserved it.

 

[Mike32ct]

I had a chick tell me "I'm too tired. I visited an old friend yesterday. I stayed over his place because it was a far drive. I slept in his spare room. So I'm gonna have to cancel our date tonight."

I never was able to reach her after that. But hey, he's just a friend so I shouldn't worry LOL.

 

[COD]

chics..........they are so ill-equipped to spin plates. GIRLS PAY ATTENTION........STOP YOUR BS.......DATE 1 MAN AT A TIME

 

[horaholic]

I met my BPD ex 6 months after her husband died.

I would get this one: sometimes she would literally be driving to my house, and not show up. i'd hear from her two days later, and she would say "I started thinking about my husband, and I freaked out, and I couldnt talk to anyone for two days.... so I went to my 'friends' house.

I also used to hear from her "I went to the hospital last night." She had medical problems, but who knows when she was telling the truth or not.

I broke up with her over this one, when I asked where she was the night before, (I had just returned from a funeral when I asked her this) "Well, my freinds friend got dumped by his fiance, and he was suicidally depressed, so I took him to the hot springs." (till 5 in the morning, alone together!)

Here is another good one "My girlfriend is really down, so I have to cancel to be with her."

 

[Fingerling]

"i've had a really busy day and not i'm tired"

"had to help my mum move" (bad excuse that lol)

"it was my friends mums friends funeral"

"sorry i forgot"

these have been used on me over the past 8 years lol :cheer:

 

[MAN_OF_TOMMOROW]

"Depends"

"cos" - THIS IS NOT ONLY HIGHLY ANNOYING, But very DISRESPECTFUL

"SOZ, I forgot"

"Im ill" - HOWEVER, going out following saturday /friday

"I didnt get your call/You didnt ring" - Even if you've rang over 4 times and left messages.I'd rather she said I didnt/couldnt pick up.

 

[penkitten]

old days ="i'm washing my hair"
nowadays = "i'm getting my hair done"

 

[I'm in the Mood]

Don't you guys have better things to do than making up a list of excuses?

 

[Tictac]

Whatever the excuse, its what you do next that counts. Anything other than deciding what you want and pursuing it is a chump move. If that means moving on, you do it. No need to 'call them out', get all frustrated and ill-humored.

What do you want? Go get that, do that, be that.

Tictac

 

[happyhandhvmper]

How about "Oh I can't go out tonight cause I'm meetin a brother in the hood" You know these birds ain't playin that king dingaling mandingo meat like that...they in love with that athletic magic stick an will lie to they parents, friends, an YOU to get some. Wake up my peeps.

 

[Fingerling]

Don't you guys have better things to do than making up a list of excuses?

yes, but i chose not to do it.Turned out it wasn't that much better anyway. thanks for asking though

 

[Bass-Turd]

One time I got told that she was at a friend's house and was playing Monopoly with her husband

I hear he Had quite the eggroll too and they shared it.

Must've been fun.... not

 

[MAN_OF_TOMMOROW]

yes, but i chose not to do it.Turned out it wasn't that much better anyway. thanks for asking though

BAHAAAHA!

 

[Strongsauce]

"I had something come up..."

"I've been going through some family stuff..."

 

[DJ Miquelo]

"im shaving my garden of love"

goddamit!!! i hate that one!