"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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silverwex

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umm diablo, do you creep up behind these girls and hide ur camera while snapping away or do you actually ask can you take these pics?

you ever get slapped for doing what ya do?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The group shot was taken for fun - the ones I showed are about 5% of the ones I took that night - I've never once had any problems with taking a picture of a girl. Even in the case that I don't know them (and most of the girls in any pictures you'll see of mine I know well... some better than others... :p) they never object; why would they?
 

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Originally posted by quest
don't be so damn critical guys..

yeah, the chick is over tanned - make up'd.. but maybe 10% of this site has actually hit a chick hotter then that..

while 20% of this site are virgins.
More like 60% virgins...
 

quest

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Originally posted by loveprefect
More like 60% virgins...
but u get my point :)

makes me laugh when guys post a pic in this forum "THE PERFECT 10!" and, always, she's gonna be awesome..

but there will be people saying "6", "i wouldn't touch it" "look at her nose" its alright to be picky.. but damn guys..
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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hmm....

diablo: What is the purpose of you taing all these pics everywhere u go? And by seeing what u have shown us, i like your hobby, and if u ever come to South Africa, u have urself a job as a cameraman garanteed;) Job comes with several advantages.... Just a thought.:rolleyes: ;)

Anyways... If i were to ask the ppl i work with if they would want to post pics from where YOU are, would you take pics for us? (we will obviously pay you for it) ;)

Let me know.


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Actually I just got a job as a photographer with a studio here in town... though they only do portraits and things of that nature, no party pictures or snapshots... still, I've learned more in one or two training sessions (and I still have a few more weeks of training to go) then I have on my own reading books and articles about photography... (I've got my 'party' camera and a pseudo-DSLR... Minolta DiMage 7i... though I'm saving up a few weeks to get the Olympus E-300 DSLR).

As for the "purpose" of taking pictures, there is none. Most nights I go out I don't bring a camera along. The only times I'll have one with me is if it's a 'special occasion' such as a friends birthday, a christmas party, halloween, etc etc etc. When I wasn't used to going out much, several years back, I'd bring a cam everywhere - now that it's become commonplace, it takes something worthwhile to get me to bring one out with me. If you wanted to look deeper, I guess the "reason" I take pictures at parties is so that I can look back at them when I'm a senile old 89 year old and say "Da*n, I've had a good life". :p

I don't get the question you asked me at the end. Could you rephrase it? From what I understand, you and your co-workers will pay me to take pictures of the city I live in?
 

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Yeah.... Its just an idea.. but i'll et you know

Originally posted by diablo
I don't get the question you asked me at the end. Could you rephrase it? From what I understand, you and your co-workers will pay me to take pictures of the city I live in?
Yeah thats waht i said;) I'm gonna speak to them tonight about it. I'll PM you and let you know... What I get payed is R50 Per club, Plus Free entry ( I take about 60 pics MINIMUN per club) which takes me about 30 minutes. I'll let you know, though, its just an idea of mine which i think would be good, and seeing as you ENJOY taking pictures, i thought that you could make yourself some cash on the side as well:p


Laterz...
 
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