"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Life was easier when I was an orbiter

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Fortunately at 19 I was too much of a fvck up to even b a good orbiter. I probably even felt bad. So I got laid
 
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I'll be teaching an orbiting class on SS soon. No meet ups we'll sarge online from the comfort and safety of our bedrooms and go on a social media approach rampage of likes and no shame pandering comments.

Easy work.
 
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9Volt said:
Reported for posting my picture online. I didn't give you permission to do that and it's hurting my feelings.
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I thought it was a picture of me at first, until I realized there were too many teeth.

9Volt said:
I'll be teaching an orbiting class on SS soon.
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Maybe we should start a petition for an "Orbiters" subforum.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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9Volt said:
The Orbituary?
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They deleted your thread on tattoos? That was the best post I've ever written lol.
Guess you're not allowed to be silly around here.
 
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sazc said:
Now I'm CONVINCED you've been skipping your medication ;)

He has a point tho, remember when you weren't enlightened? You sat around believing in fate and destiny? Life was simpler back then, I'm sure...But you weren't getting laid, either...
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Simple and you would walk around hunched over, with a goofy smile on your face, scowering clubs, buying girls drinks to find "the one." waiting 6+ dates to get laid or not getting laid at all. Giving girls attention with no reciprocation. Ya, being an orbiter was super fun.
 
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