"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Life was easier when I was an orbiter

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Fortunately at 19 I was too much of a fvck up to even b a good orbiter. I probably even felt bad. So I got laid
 
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I'll be teaching an orbiting class on SS soon. No meet ups we'll sarge online from the comfort and safety of our bedrooms and go on a social media approach rampage of likes and no shame pandering comments.

Easy work.
 
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9Volt said:
Reported for posting my picture online. I didn't give you permission to do that and it's hurting my feelings.
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I thought it was a picture of me at first, until I realized there were too many teeth.

9Volt said:
I'll be teaching an orbiting class on SS soon.
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Maybe we should start a petition for an "Orbiters" subforum.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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The Orbituary?
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They deleted your thread on tattoos? That was the best post I've ever written lol.
Guess you're not allowed to be silly around here.
 
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sazc said:
Now I'm CONVINCED you've been skipping your medication ;)

He has a point tho, remember when you weren't enlightened? You sat around believing in fate and destiny? Life was simpler back then, I'm sure...But you weren't getting laid, either...
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Simple and you would walk around hunched over, with a goofy smile on your face, scowering clubs, buying girls drinks to find "the one." waiting 6+ dates to get laid or not getting laid at all. Giving girls attention with no reciprocation. Ya, being an orbiter was super fun.
 
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