DJKid
Banned
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/20090611/en_ynews/ynews_en386
Do you think the jokes were ok or did he cross the line?
Do you think the jokes were ok or did he cross the line?
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
I knew it would only be a matter of time before a political stance was voiced. Personally I think they were just jokes without any ulterior motives. You certainly have the right to your opinion though.ketostix said:I don't find Letterman's jokes funny because he is a liberal and what he's doing is nothing but thinly-vieled defamation of someone he's politically opposed to. Liberals' ideas like AA, feminism etc, don't have a leg to stand on so instead they throw childish insults at the oppostion to destroy their opponents rep. I have the most contempt for white male liberals.
Yeah right Letterman is well known to be a liberal. He could make jokes about a lot of people. Why do you think he's making offensive/defamatory jokes toward a well known conservative politician? Liberals have being doing this repeatedly with Palin.DJKid said:I knew it would only be a matter of time before a political stance was voiced. Personally I think they were just jokes without any ulterior motives. You certainly have the right to your opinion though.
Because she's an idiot.ketostix said:Why do you think he's making offensive/defamatory jokes toward a well known conservative politician?
And he does.ketostix said:He could make jokes about a lot of people.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
A link to the actual jokes would be great.DJKid said:http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/20090611/en_ynews/ynews_en386
Do you think the jokes were ok or did he cross the line?
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,525724,00.html"One awkward moment for Sarah Palin at the Yankee game," Letterman said, "during the seventh inning, her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez."
But an even more disturbing fact, which Letterman may not have known, was that the daughter who accompanied Palin on her trip to New York was 14-year-old Willow — not 18-year-old Bristol, the unwed mother of Palin's first grandchild.
Sounds like Palin's VP campaign.ketostix said:I don't find Letterman's jokes funny because he is a liberal and what he's doing is nothing but thinly-vieled defamation of someone he's politically opposed to. Liberals' ideas like AA, feminism etc, don't have a leg to stand on so instead they throw childish insults at the oppostion to destroy their opponents rep. I have the most contempt for white male liberals.
Da Realist said:She's 18, so she's an adult and fair game. Plus why does Palin decide to get angry about this? Larry Flinn made a porno about her.
"One awkward moment for Sarah Palin at the Yankee game," Letterman said, "during the seventh inning, her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez."
But an even more disturbing fact, which Letterman may not have known, was that the daughter who accompanied Palin on her trip to New York was 14-year-old Willow — not 18-year-old Bristol, the unwed mother of Palin's first grandchild.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
penkitten said:its only an offensive joke to the parents of the 14 yr old who is out there having sex and getting abortions and they want to keep it a secret because they are not the type of people to vote yes for abortions.
I think he meant Affirmative Action.Cr1msonKing said:AA? Alcoholics Anonymous, America Airlines?
I'm not a liberal, but how are those things related?
Whats the difference between white male liberals and Mexican and black male liberals?
And no its not a joke.
I'll respond to your reply since you're the only one that didn't try to play stupid. Name one patently offensive joke Letterman has made about a liberal politician. I remember a fairly prominant news anchor saying, "the Clintons were pimping out their daughter.." (Who is well over 18 btw) And no one thought it was funny and this guy lost his job. No one has been defamed like Palin has. You liberal leaning guys want to play stupid but it's obvious Letterman was trying to defame someone he is politically opposed to. No one makes sexual remarks about a politician childrenor anyone else's children, unless the target is a conservative apparently.Deep Dish said:And he does.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.