DJKid
Banned
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/20090611/en_ynews/ynews_en386
Do you think the jokes were ok or did he cross the line?
Do you think the jokes were ok or did he cross the line?
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
I knew it would only be a matter of time before a political stance was voiced. Personally I think they were just jokes without any ulterior motives. You certainly have the right to your opinion though.ketostix said:I don't find Letterman's jokes funny because he is a liberal and what he's doing is nothing but thinly-vieled defamation of someone he's politically opposed to. Liberals' ideas like AA, feminism etc, don't have a leg to stand on so instead they throw childish insults at the oppostion to destroy their opponents rep. I have the most contempt for white male liberals.
Yeah right Letterman is well known to be a liberal. He could make jokes about a lot of people. Why do you think he's making offensive/defamatory jokes toward a well known conservative politician? Liberals have being doing this repeatedly with Palin.DJKid said:I knew it would only be a matter of time before a political stance was voiced. Personally I think they were just jokes without any ulterior motives. You certainly have the right to your opinion though.
Because she's an idiot.ketostix said:Why do you think he's making offensive/defamatory jokes toward a well known conservative politician?
And he does.ketostix said:He could make jokes about a lot of people.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
A link to the actual jokes would be great.DJKid said:http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/20090611/en_ynews/ynews_en386
Do you think the jokes were ok or did he cross the line?
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,525724,00.html"One awkward moment for Sarah Palin at the Yankee game," Letterman said, "during the seventh inning, her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez."
But an even more disturbing fact, which Letterman may not have known, was that the daughter who accompanied Palin on her trip to New York was 14-year-old Willow — not 18-year-old Bristol, the unwed mother of Palin's first grandchild.
Sounds like Palin's VP campaign.ketostix said:I don't find Letterman's jokes funny because he is a liberal and what he's doing is nothing but thinly-vieled defamation of someone he's politically opposed to. Liberals' ideas like AA, feminism etc, don't have a leg to stand on so instead they throw childish insults at the oppostion to destroy their opponents rep. I have the most contempt for white male liberals.
Da Realist said:She's 18, so she's an adult and fair game. Plus why does Palin decide to get angry about this? Larry Flinn made a porno about her.
"One awkward moment for Sarah Palin at the Yankee game," Letterman said, "during the seventh inning, her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez."
But an even more disturbing fact, which Letterman may not have known, was that the daughter who accompanied Palin on her trip to New York was 14-year-old Willow — not 18-year-old Bristol, the unwed mother of Palin's first grandchild.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
penkitten said:its only an offensive joke to the parents of the 14 yr old who is out there having sex and getting abortions and they want to keep it a secret because they are not the type of people to vote yes for abortions.
I think he meant Affirmative Action.Cr1msonKing said:AA? Alcoholics Anonymous, America Airlines?
I'm not a liberal, but how are those things related?
Whats the difference between white male liberals and Mexican and black male liberals?
And no its not a joke.
I'll respond to your reply since you're the only one that didn't try to play stupid. Name one patently offensive joke Letterman has made about a liberal politician. I remember a fairly prominant news anchor saying, "the Clintons were pimping out their daughter.." (Who is well over 18 btw) And no one thought it was funny and this guy lost his job. No one has been defamed like Palin has. You liberal leaning guys want to play stupid but it's obvious Letterman was trying to defame someone he is politically opposed to. No one makes sexual remarks about a politician childrenor anyone else's children, unless the target is a conservative apparently.Deep Dish said:And he does.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.