"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Let's Unite! Penis Power!

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I think we should make t-shirts to show that we are part of this community.

I'm sure you have all heard of "Girl Power" or "Flower Power." So why not Penis Power for us guys who are all about being strong and masculine?

I think we need a symbol to represent us, and I think the penis is very good. So when we meet up from the forums we have a common bond. It's something to say before you step away from the Don Juan huddle in between sarging sets of HB9s.

I think it's great. I put it in my signature.

By the way, this isn't a joke. I'm serious, Penis Power is an awesome phrase. Someone should copyright it.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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~attrACTION~ said:
So why not Penis Power for us guys who are all about being strong and masculine?
You're asking why not?!

"Penis power" is the single most homosexual slogan I've heard of in my life time.

No offense.
 

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MuayThai said:
You're asking why not?!

"Penis power" is the single most homosexual slogan I've heard of in my life time.

No offense.
I agree!

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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You could wear a flesh colored spandex catsuit and have a matching helmet with a little hole on top! I hope you don't use a flesh colored wrinkly cowl-neck d i c k i e to emulate foreskin, though! :D
 

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How about Princess Peach eating a huge mushroom conspicuously resembling a penis. lol

That would be less homosexual, and play of the whole super mario theme. ie flower power or something like that.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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