"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Let's Unite! Penis Power!

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I think we should make t-shirts to show that we are part of this community.

I'm sure you have all heard of "Girl Power" or "Flower Power." So why not Penis Power for us guys who are all about being strong and masculine?

I think we need a symbol to represent us, and I think the penis is very good. So when we meet up from the forums we have a common bond. It's something to say before you step away from the Don Juan huddle in between sarging sets of HB9s.

I think it's great. I put it in my signature.

By the way, this isn't a joke. I'm serious, Penis Power is an awesome phrase. Someone should copyright it.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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~attrACTION~ said:
So why not Penis Power for us guys who are all about being strong and masculine?
You're asking why not?!

"Penis power" is the single most homosexual slogan I've heard of in my life time.

No offense.
 

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MuayThai said:
You're asking why not?!

"Penis power" is the single most homosexual slogan I've heard of in my life time.

No offense.
I agree!

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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You could wear a flesh colored spandex catsuit and have a matching helmet with a little hole on top! I hope you don't use a flesh colored wrinkly cowl-neck d i c k i e to emulate foreskin, though! :D
 

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How about Princess Peach eating a huge mushroom conspicuously resembling a penis. lol

That would be less homosexual, and play of the whole super mario theme. ie flower power or something like that.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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