"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Let's Unite! Penis Power!

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I think we should make t-shirts to show that we are part of this community.

I'm sure you have all heard of "Girl Power" or "Flower Power." So why not Penis Power for us guys who are all about being strong and masculine?

I think we need a symbol to represent us, and I think the penis is very good. So when we meet up from the forums we have a common bond. It's something to say before you step away from the Don Juan huddle in between sarging sets of HB9s.

I think it's great. I put it in my signature.

By the way, this isn't a joke. I'm serious, Penis Power is an awesome phrase. Someone should copyright it.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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~attrACTION~ said:
So why not Penis Power for us guys who are all about being strong and masculine?
You're asking why not?!

"Penis power" is the single most homosexual slogan I've heard of in my life time.

No offense.
 

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MuayThai said:
You're asking why not?!

"Penis power" is the single most homosexual slogan I've heard of in my life time.

No offense.
I agree!

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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You could wear a flesh colored spandex catsuit and have a matching helmet with a little hole on top! I hope you don't use a flesh colored wrinkly cowl-neck d i c k i e to emulate foreskin, though! :D
 

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How about Princess Peach eating a huge mushroom conspicuously resembling a penis. lol

That would be less homosexual, and play of the whole super mario theme. ie flower power or something like that.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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