"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Let's Unite! Penis Power!

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I think we should make t-shirts to show that we are part of this community.

I'm sure you have all heard of "Girl Power" or "Flower Power." So why not Penis Power for us guys who are all about being strong and masculine?

I think we need a symbol to represent us, and I think the penis is very good. So when we meet up from the forums we have a common bond. It's something to say before you step away from the Don Juan huddle in between sarging sets of HB9s.

I think it's great. I put it in my signature.

By the way, this isn't a joke. I'm serious, Penis Power is an awesome phrase. Someone should copyright it.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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~attrACTION~ said:
So why not Penis Power for us guys who are all about being strong and masculine?
You're asking why not?!

"Penis power" is the single most homosexual slogan I've heard of in my life time.

No offense.
 

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MuayThai said:
You're asking why not?!

"Penis power" is the single most homosexual slogan I've heard of in my life time.

No offense.
I agree!

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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You could wear a flesh colored spandex catsuit and have a matching helmet with a little hole on top! I hope you don't use a flesh colored wrinkly cowl-neck d i c k i e to emulate foreskin, though! :D
 

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How about Princess Peach eating a huge mushroom conspicuously resembling a penis. lol

That would be less homosexual, and play of the whole super mario theme. ie flower power or something like that.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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