Agent Zero
Don Juan
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Do you wax your chest blink?
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Nope. Just shave it with the trim part of my electric razor every week or so.Agent Zero said:Do you wax your chest blink?
Dude that's not bad. How long have you been lifting? Shave that chest,your aren't a caveman.Agent Zero said:What you guys think of my build? 6'3" 200 lbs.
I've been lifting for like 10 years probably, but just starting to get more serious.blinkwatt said:Dude that's not bad. How long have you been lifting? Shave that chest,your aren't a caveman.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vM-b4qOOWsEEspi said:What are rack chins?
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
I think this may have happened to me. I have a very puny physique, then starting 9th grade I'd do alot of pullups on my door. By the end of my senior year, I was still really skinny, but people said I had 'broad shoulders'.Warboss Alex said:it can be done while you're still young and the bone structure is fairly pliable. it can however screw you up if you overdo it.
Here's a video of my doing a clean grip snatch not wearing a t-shirtblinkwatt said:Since everyone on here acts like they are "hubbed up/huge/muscular" let's see who can walk the walk,and who is just talking to talk. Add how long you have been lifting,list supplements(if you are taking any) and you protein intake daily.
Here is mine,lifting overall for a year(had no clue what I was doing first 6 months),no supplements and I weight 150 and take in 200-225 grams of protein a day,no lifting within 24 hours of this picture;
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l13/blinkwatt/CopyofPICT0320.jpg
You want critique, here it is:blinkwatt said:New updated pics,no workout in 2 days,no pump,already ate 3 meals and 2 snacks. I only sleep 6-7.5 hours a night,I NEVER MISS A DAY IN THE GYM and I never eat anything I know I shouldn't. Not bad for only eating healthy for 7 months.
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l13/blinkwatt/Copyof051907.jpg
Feel free to critique.
Tnx Espi. 5'8" , 165lbs.Espi said:Nice work, SL. Your weight and height?
Thanks.stronglifts said:You want critique, here it is:
I think you need more traps & back. I suspect you neglect exercises such as rows/chinups/power cleans/...
And I think you're holding water.
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Stronglifts, it looks like your arms are to close to your legs, and you should have made the catch later in a deeper squat. technically that is a failed lift.Espi said:Nice work, SL. Your weight and height?
Drumb&Bass,Drum&Bass said:Stronglifts, it looks like your arms are to close to your legs, and you should have made the catch later in a deeper squat. technically that is a failed lift.
Espi said:Ahhhh...I've seen those done...pretty cool, but I can't imagine those are more effective than regular pulls.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
After reading this article by Charles Poliquin, namely the section labeled "HCl: You Are What You Assimilate!" (just search down for it), I decided to take the test since the digestive enzymes are cheap.Espi said:I eat a lot of veggies...Birdseye Steamfresh bags are the best...however, when I eat a lot (i.e. 4,000-5,000 cals a day), I'm always crapping. I've never had a problem digesting my food.
How can you tell if you're deficient? Well, you most likely are! But there is a very cheap test you can do to be sure. You buy this stuff called Zinc Tally, which is basically liquid zinc. You put it in your mouth and if you're normal it tastes like a liquefied metal car bumper. But when we ask the athletes who come into my centers what it tastes like, they'll say it tastes like water. They're so deficient they can't perceive there's any zinc in the solution.
I don't see any benefit of doing rack chins vs pullups. Feel free to post them if you have them. To me pullups are superior.mrRuckus said:The DC guys swear by them. They're easier to add weight and reps to than pullups.... and progression is pretty much the whole point.
I pretty much suck at pullups and haven't done rack chins for a long time. For some reason i'm a hell of a bent over rower though. I really should start doing pullups and rack chins more often. I think a really good benefit of rack chins is if you really can't do any pullups yet since you can progress on rack chins to the point where you can actually do pullups for reps.
When I do pullups i really don't get progression. I can get anywhere from 6-8 at bodyweight for my first set then maybe 3 or 4 on the following sets. Then the next week I get about the same thing (maybe 1 more rep, sometimes 1 less), usually based on how tired/sore my biceps are. I've only recently been doing them, though. I think rack chins don't involve the biceps as much but i'm not sure. I hate the pullup assistance machine. It just feels awkward.
Jesse Marunde, doing 21 pullups at 316lbs bodyweight, check his technique btw: http://marunde-muscle.com/videos/316BWx21wide_chins.MOVEspi said:IMO, if you're heavy, pulls are going to be hard.
Exactly, it makes the exercise easier by eliminating lower body weight. I'd give this exercise to a beginner who can not perform normal pullups. Funny enough the rack chins video posted was weighted. Why not simply doing them full rom weighted...The rack chins may well work; however, they are, of course, performed horizontally, thereby eliminating the extra burden of lower body weight; in my mind, pulling less weight seems like an easier way out, kind of like relying on the lat pulldown machine instead of pullups.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.