"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Let's just cuddle!

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So I was chillin with my girl at my house. We watched a movie and I was making all the right moves (kino, etc.) So when the movie is over, I say "Hey wanna go up to my room?" She then gets a twinkle in her eyes and says "Sure". I then proceed to kiss her all over her body and slip off all her clothes. Just as I was about to begin, know what the damn tease says?!?! "Let's just cuddle!" I was like, b!tch, wtf did you just say?! I told her to get the hell out of my house and that we were through. What happened here?!

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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Reloaded said:
So I was chillin with my girl at my house. We watched a movie and I was making all the right moves (kino, etc.) So when the movie is over, I say "Hey wanna go up to my room?" She then gets a twinkle in her eyes and says "Sure". I then proceed to kiss her all over her body and slip off all her clothes. Just as I was about to begin, know what the damn tease says?!?! "Let's just cuddle!" I was like, b!tch, wtf did you just say?! I told her to get the hell out of my house and that we were through. What happened here?!

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Simple shes a virgin and isnt ready to have sex!Its called taking it easy
 
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Reloaded said:
So I was chillin with my girl at my house. We watched a movie and I was making all the right moves (kino, etc.) So when the movie is over, I say "Hey wanna go up to my room?" She then gets a twinkle in her eyes and says "Sure". I then proceed to kiss her all over her body and slip off all her clothes. Just as I was about to begin, know what the damn tease says?!?! "Let's just cuddle!" I was like, b!tch, wtf did you just say?! I told her to get the hell out of my house and that we were through. What happened here?!

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Wow that was silly and childish. :down: You need to up your 'game' playa, because a real man doesn't flip his lid like that.

You just drew the go back to jail card.
 
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You should relax; a lot of women at times would rather cuddle than have sex. Sex is tiring and it takes a lot of energy if she doesn’t feel up to it she just wants to lie down in bed with you it shouldn't be a big deal. You basically screwed yourself up with that outburst because now you won’t be having sex with her at all….
 
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LOL at Reloaded and the KBJs who replied.

Hey Reloaded. You find it fun making up this bullsh!t?
Nice try. :crackup: :down:

By the way if (and I doubt this ever does happen to you) but if it does.. anybody who has done this before knows to make a move during the fvcking movie.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Does anybody else realize he made this story up? Reloaded is one funny kid.
 
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you should have smacked her... that would have been like so ALPHA
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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you should have smacked her... that would have been like so ALPHA
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Dammit, I swear she was lucky that I could control my anger to that extent, cuz I was so tempted.

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"Let's just cuddle!" I was like, b!tch, wtf did you just say?! I told her to get the hell out of my house and that we were through.
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DAMN BOY...hahahahahahaha. Right when she was naked too. LOL!
 
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Dammit, I swear she was lucky that I could control my anger to that extent, cuz I was so tempted.

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I was joking.:down: damn this play is wild.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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So I was chillin with my girl at my house. We watched a movie and I was making all the right moves (kino, etc.) So when the movie is over, I say "Hey wanna go up to my room?" She then gets a twinkle in her eyes and says "Sure". I then proceed to kiss her all over her body and slip off all her clothes. Just as I was about to begin, know what the damn tease says?!?! "Let's just cuddle!" I was like, b!tch, wtf did you just say?! I told her to get the hell out of my house and that we were through. What happened here?!
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You reacted like a budding rapist. She may never be comfortable alone with you again. Secondly, women do not like to take responsibility for sexual interactions. They want to think to themselves that it 'just happened'. When you invited her up to your room, she knew it was about sex. You might have well have said "HEY MAMA LETS GET BUSY."

Dammit, I swear she was lucky that I could control my anger to that extent, cuz I was so tempted.
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My God, you are a rapist. Take some time out. In San Quentin.
 
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You do realise cuddling usually leads to sex if you do it right...
 
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You do realise cuddling usually leads to sex if you do it right...
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That is not in the DJ bible:moon:
 
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Diplomatic you beat me to it!!!! I hate when that happens. Cuddling with the right women sometimes is not a bad idea. You jumped through your arse too quickly. I would have stayed right where I was and tried the smooth shyt there. You gave up a piece being over anxious.
 
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Reloaded said:
So I was chillin with my girl at my house. We watched a movie and I was making all the right moves (kino, etc.) So when the movie is over, I say "Hey wanna go up to my room?" She then gets a twinkle in her eyes and says "Sure". I then proceed to kiss her all over her body and slip off all her clothes. Just as I was about to begin, know what the damn tease says?!?! "Let's just cuddle!" I was like, b!tch, wtf did you just say?! I told her to get the hell out of my house and that we were through. What happened here?!

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Guys.....this guy sounds like a troll to me. But heh. Nice one in showing her you are not just with her for sex......Good going.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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