"Lets get to know each other before we date"

devilkingx2

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"you want to have sex before we date? ooh, quite the innovator aren't you?"
 

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One of my standard routines was a used to send them a link to a virtual pet. And then say hey if we going to have an online wedding we should at least get a dog. Of course there are online chapels of love. Groan.

Anyway basically make it more and more ridiculous and then say or we could just meet up and have a drink coffee whatever.

Now before the righteous pedestalising overinvestment crowd startup. Yep I invested. Everytime I made up or stole a short routine I shoved it in Excel. I was the copy paste King. Self amusement guys if you're not having fun why are you doing it
 
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