"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Let's get superficial (shallow), what can't you stand about a woman?

Climax

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THATS NOT MY POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Abbott
I've heard of laser hair removal. Why can't they do that?

Ben
thats like saying "why dont bald guys go for hair implants" ... ITS JUST TOO DAMN EXPENCIVE"... and my POINT is that it shows the kind of person they are.... fat chicks are normally the chicks that dont give a flying f*ck, lazy f*cking b!tches that eat like ugly fat pigs that they are.... while chicks that are hairy cant really do MUCH about it in an EVERY DAY LIFESTYLE.

Get my point?:rolleyes:


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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I can't say I hate this, but it makes a woman so not attractive when she

doesn't keep her back straight!!!

Even with small breasts, women with straight spine look much more attractive.
 

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lol you seen that guy with a list of more than 40 points?
idiot...
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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-Fat girls
-Tall girls. Sure, it can't be helped, but we're talking superficial things right? Getting pass 5'6'' isn't to hot, imo.
- Girls that wear heals that make them look 4 inches taller then what they are. As above, shorter is better (for girls).
-Girls that wear to much make-up. Especialy the goth chicks. Hiding so much potentional. <.< I had a step-sister that put **** loads of make-up on and looked like a 4..but ****ing hot 9 when she was home with no make-up on.
- Hairy girls. I know one girl in one of my classes had some hairy arms...more hair them me at least (but I'm not hairy in general, but still). She was a 3 at best, but some shaving was needed.
- Dark, tanned girls. I'm more into fair skinned girls myself. Sure, some girls it can't be helped, but for the ones that go out of their way to make themselves dark, it only makes them look less attractive.
 

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Ok, I read the list... 2 are missing.

1. Screetchy-voiced women. You've heard them, and you didn't want to. I can't stand women with super high-pitched voices: it's worse than nails on a chalkboard to me. The shriek and shrill of their everday tone can be used for a police siren, and it freaks me out - like a stab in the ear with a pencil would. If I need to listen to a woman blab about what happened on "Lost" or "Survivor", is it too much to ask to at least get to hear a lower, sexier voice blab? I say nay.

2. "Muffin Tops" When women wear pants that are so tight that it pushes up their fat/flesh over the tops of the jeans/pants creating a 2"-3" roll around the waist, like a muffin or cupcake over the edge of the paper wrapper.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Vulpine said:
1. Screetchy-voiced women. You've heard them, and you didn't want to. I can't stand women with super high-pitched voices: it's worse than nails on a chalkboard to me. The shriek and shrill of their everday tone can be used for a police siren, and it freaks me out - like a stab in the ear with a pencil would. If I need to listen to a woman blab about what happened on "Lost" or "Survivor", is it too much to ask to at least get to hear a lower, sexier voice blab? I say nay.

2. "Muffin Tops" When women wear pants that are so tight that it pushes up their fat/flesh over the tops of the jeans/pants creating a 2"-3" roll around the waist, like a muffin or cupcake over the edge of the paper wrapper.
How about screetchy women with a nasal twang? Simply bewitching. Oh, and muffin tops, one word... Ewwwwwww....... :down:
 
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