"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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lend $5000 to gf

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Kev07

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$5000 bucks is nothing, I wouldn't pick a $5000 bill lying on the ground if I saw it.

So yes, I would give her $5000 bucks.

:crazy:

Oh and to all the people who said no, I'm assuming you're not going to get married because you're technically giving half of what you're worth to her, which may or may not add up to 5 grands.
 

penkitten

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I guess we'll see you on Judge Judy with her claiming it was a "gift"
thats why i suggested the sites that can set it up whereas if she does not pay it back, he has a leg to stand on in court.
 
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