"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Learning two (or more) foreign languages

davidsonj73

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Anyone reading this who knows three or more languages, how did you do it? I mean, if I want to study Spanish and Hebrew, will studying both of them on the same day be counterproductive, or should I study one for x number of days or weeks, and then the other for x number of days or weeks? What I'm asking is how did you do it as far as your study schedule?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Scaramouche

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Hi Davidson,
This is a very interesting question....Sir Richard Burton,one of the most interesting coves,that God ever shovelled smarts into,had 26 languages and 14 dialects....He claimed that he had developed a system that enabled him to learn a language in six months,but then Burton could recite the entire Qur'an by heart...Some can do it even more quickly.....The English Savant Daniel Tammel taught himself Icelandic in seven Days....Ivan Illich claimed to be able to communicate effectively in Greek after an afternoon spent wandering around with the Greek Gardener at the New York Guest House he was staying at,before travelling to Greece....So while agreeing,that it is very much dependent on the individual,there might be systems out there to help you.
 

davidsonj73

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Hi Davidson,
This is a very interesting question....Sir Richard Burton,one of the most interesting coves,that God ever shovelled smarts into,had 26 languages and 14 dialects....He claimed that he had developed a system that enabled him to learn a language in six months,but then Burton could recite the entire Qur'an by heart...Some can do it even more quickly.....The English Savant Daniel Tammel taught himself Icelandic in seven Days....Ivan Illich claimed to be able to communicate effectively in Greek after an afternoon spent wandering around with the Greek Gardener at the New York Guest House he was staying at,before travelling to Greece....So while agreeing,that it is very much dependent on the individual,there might be systems out there to help you.
Thank you!
 
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