"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Learned MY Lesson...

Gravyboat

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I should've known better than to have posted a link to my MySpace profile in my DJ profile.

I've seen two profiles now that have copied either my "survey" answers or my "about me" section--almost verbatim.

Applying techniques learned here is a good thing. Trying to steal someone's personality is not.

I guess I should be flattered.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Jizz

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I was one of them! I changed a bit of the about me section, to something that looks a lil like yours

yes you should be flattered, i like it the section, it made me laugh and i changed bits that suited me!
 

GuitarOnFire

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Great! By stealing other people's material, what will happen when a girl likes your profile and you're completely different than what she thought you were? :D

Something to keep in mind: BE UNIQUE, BE YOURSELF.
 
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