"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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So I fvcked this fat rich Jewish girl from tinder. I live in south Florida and it's full of Jews.

It was easy. Met her on tinder, talked a bit. I started saying lewd nasty things and set up a meet for the next day (today).

Initially she said to go to her place around 7 or 8, later she wanted to meet at a Starbucks to see if we had a good "vibe".

I went to her place she showed me around and I just went in, made out a bit, got naked and I fvcked the sh1t out of that chubby b1tch.

I went to eat her out and it was a bit fishy, I pulled back immediately and just stuck my d1ck in and took her to pound town.

After I chilled for ten mins and just left.

I stupidly didn't wear a condom. Think positive.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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phillies said:
So I fvcked this fat rich Jewish girl from tinder. I live in south Florida and it's full of Jews.

It was easy. Met her on tinder, talked a bit. I started saying lewd nasty things and set up a meet for the next day (today).

Initially she said to go to her place around 7 or 8, later she wanted to meet at a Starbucks to see if we had a good "vibe".

I went to her place she showed me around and I just went in, made out a bit, got naked and I fvcked the sh1t out of that chubby b1tch.

I went to eat her out and it was a bit fishy, I pulled back immediately and just stuck my d1ck in and took her to pound town.

After I chilled for ten mins and just left.

I stupidly didn't wear a condom. Think positive.
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Doing it raw dog during a one time tinder stand with a big chick who's snatch smells worse than 3 day old tuna is not my idea of quality....but again to each there own. ;)

What did you gain from this epic adventure?
 
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Raise your standards.
 
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I read your post summarized as "She was fat, I fvcked her, she stunk, I didn't bag my snake, and I don't give a sh|t what ya'all think" lmfao Kudos!! :up:

Made me think of this song:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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KingBeef said:
Doing it raw dog during a one time tinder stand with a big chick who's snatch smells worse than 3 day old tuna is not my idea of quality....but again to each there own. ;)

What did you gain from this epic adventure?
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Old. Hopefully not an std. Just to lower my Standards for now and progressively work my way up.

I usually am a serial monogamous. None of them have been fat.
 
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Hopefully not a kid.
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Or an std. I pulled out, she doesn't know where I live or even my phone number, we used kick. Plus I rent a room so there's no lease, it's kind of hard to find me if I don't want to be found. If worse comes to worse I'll move to another house.
 
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getting laid with a good girl > getting laid by a hot girl with a ****ty personality > getting laid with a not so hot girl

hot girls with great personalities who are single do not exist lmao.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Did you even ask if she was on the pill? Believe me man, you think she cannot find you somehow but there are always ways. You know if you knocked her up that you are going to be pissed right? She could be one of those crazy b!tches for all you know, you only met her once. I know a woman who was a little messed up and kept a baby with some dude she only was with a couple times. Better go and get some Plan B while you still have time.
Play with fire enough times and you will get burnt.
 
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Asmodeus said:
Did you even ask if she was on the pill? Believe me man, you think she cannot find you somehow but there are always ways. You know if you knocked her up that you are going to be pissed right? She could be one of those crazy b!tches for all you know, you only met her once. I know a woman who was a little messed up and kept a baby with some dude she only was with a couple times. Better go and get some Plan B while you still have time.
Play with fire enough times and you will get burnt.
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She makes way, way, way more money then me. There's no way she can find out where I live, I pay cash weekly no lease no contract. If some how she figured out where I live I'll explain the situation and move to another one of my land lords 10 houses. My land Lord is awesome.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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