"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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So I fvcked this fat rich Jewish girl from tinder. I live in south Florida and it's full of Jews.

It was easy. Met her on tinder, talked a bit. I started saying lewd nasty things and set up a meet for the next day (today).

Initially she said to go to her place around 7 or 8, later she wanted to meet at a Starbucks to see if we had a good "vibe".

I went to her place she showed me around and I just went in, made out a bit, got naked and I fvcked the sh1t out of that chubby b1tch.

I went to eat her out and it was a bit fishy, I pulled back immediately and just stuck my d1ck in and took her to pound town.

After I chilled for ten mins and just left.

I stupidly didn't wear a condom. Think positive.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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phillies said:
So I fvcked this fat rich Jewish girl from tinder. I live in south Florida and it's full of Jews.

It was easy. Met her on tinder, talked a bit. I started saying lewd nasty things and set up a meet for the next day (today).

Initially she said to go to her place around 7 or 8, later she wanted to meet at a Starbucks to see if we had a good "vibe".

I went to her place she showed me around and I just went in, made out a bit, got naked and I fvcked the sh1t out of that chubby b1tch.

I went to eat her out and it was a bit fishy, I pulled back immediately and just stuck my d1ck in and took her to pound town.

After I chilled for ten mins and just left.

I stupidly didn't wear a condom. Think positive.
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Doing it raw dog during a one time tinder stand with a big chick who's snatch smells worse than 3 day old tuna is not my idea of quality....but again to each there own. ;)

What did you gain from this epic adventure?
 
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Raise your standards.
 
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I read your post summarized as "She was fat, I fvcked her, she stunk, I didn't bag my snake, and I don't give a sh|t what ya'all think" lmfao Kudos!! :up:

Made me think of this song:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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KingBeef said:
Doing it raw dog during a one time tinder stand with a big chick who's snatch smells worse than 3 day old tuna is not my idea of quality....but again to each there own. ;)

What did you gain from this epic adventure?
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Old. Hopefully not an std. Just to lower my Standards for now and progressively work my way up.

I usually am a serial monogamous. None of them have been fat.
 
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Hopefully not a kid.
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Or an std. I pulled out, she doesn't know where I live or even my phone number, we used kick. Plus I rent a room so there's no lease, it's kind of hard to find me if I don't want to be found. If worse comes to worse I'll move to another house.
 
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getting laid with a good girl > getting laid by a hot girl with a ****ty personality > getting laid with a not so hot girl

hot girls with great personalities who are single do not exist lmao.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Did you even ask if she was on the pill? Believe me man, you think she cannot find you somehow but there are always ways. You know if you knocked her up that you are going to be pissed right? She could be one of those crazy b!tches for all you know, you only met her once. I know a woman who was a little messed up and kept a baby with some dude she only was with a couple times. Better go and get some Plan B while you still have time.
Play with fire enough times and you will get burnt.
 
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Asmodeus said:
Did you even ask if she was on the pill? Believe me man, you think she cannot find you somehow but there are always ways. You know if you knocked her up that you are going to be pissed right? She could be one of those crazy b!tches for all you know, you only met her once. I know a woman who was a little messed up and kept a baby with some dude she only was with a couple times. Better go and get some Plan B while you still have time.
Play with fire enough times and you will get burnt.
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She makes way, way, way more money then me. There's no way she can find out where I live, I pay cash weekly no lease no contract. If some how she figured out where I live I'll explain the situation and move to another one of my land lords 10 houses. My land Lord is awesome.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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