"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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So I fvcked this fat rich Jewish girl from tinder. I live in south Florida and it's full of Jews.

It was easy. Met her on tinder, talked a bit. I started saying lewd nasty things and set up a meet for the next day (today).

Initially she said to go to her place around 7 or 8, later she wanted to meet at a Starbucks to see if we had a good "vibe".

I went to her place she showed me around and I just went in, made out a bit, got naked and I fvcked the sh1t out of that chubby b1tch.

I went to eat her out and it was a bit fishy, I pulled back immediately and just stuck my d1ck in and took her to pound town.

After I chilled for ten mins and just left.

I stupidly didn't wear a condom. Think positive.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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phillies said:
So I fvcked this fat rich Jewish girl from tinder. I live in south Florida and it's full of Jews.

It was easy. Met her on tinder, talked a bit. I started saying lewd nasty things and set up a meet for the next day (today).

Initially she said to go to her place around 7 or 8, later she wanted to meet at a Starbucks to see if we had a good "vibe".

I went to her place she showed me around and I just went in, made out a bit, got naked and I fvcked the sh1t out of that chubby b1tch.

I went to eat her out and it was a bit fishy, I pulled back immediately and just stuck my d1ck in and took her to pound town.

After I chilled for ten mins and just left.

I stupidly didn't wear a condom. Think positive.
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Doing it raw dog during a one time tinder stand with a big chick who's snatch smells worse than 3 day old tuna is not my idea of quality....but again to each there own. ;)

What did you gain from this epic adventure?
 
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Raise your standards.
 
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I read your post summarized as "She was fat, I fvcked her, she stunk, I didn't bag my snake, and I don't give a sh|t what ya'all think" lmfao Kudos!! :up:

Made me think of this song:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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KingBeef said:
Doing it raw dog during a one time tinder stand with a big chick who's snatch smells worse than 3 day old tuna is not my idea of quality....but again to each there own. ;)

What did you gain from this epic adventure?
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Old. Hopefully not an std. Just to lower my Standards for now and progressively work my way up.

I usually am a serial monogamous. None of them have been fat.
 
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Hopefully not a kid.
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Or an std. I pulled out, she doesn't know where I live or even my phone number, we used kick. Plus I rent a room so there's no lease, it's kind of hard to find me if I don't want to be found. If worse comes to worse I'll move to another house.
 
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getting laid with a good girl > getting laid by a hot girl with a ****ty personality > getting laid with a not so hot girl

hot girls with great personalities who are single do not exist lmao.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Did you even ask if she was on the pill? Believe me man, you think she cannot find you somehow but there are always ways. You know if you knocked her up that you are going to be pissed right? She could be one of those crazy b!tches for all you know, you only met her once. I know a woman who was a little messed up and kept a baby with some dude she only was with a couple times. Better go and get some Plan B while you still have time.
Play with fire enough times and you will get burnt.
 
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Did you even ask if she was on the pill? Believe me man, you think she cannot find you somehow but there are always ways. You know if you knocked her up that you are going to be pissed right? She could be one of those crazy b!tches for all you know, you only met her once. I know a woman who was a little messed up and kept a baby with some dude she only was with a couple times. Better go and get some Plan B while you still have time.
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She makes way, way, way more money then me. There's no way she can find out where I live, I pay cash weekly no lease no contract. If some how she figured out where I live I'll explain the situation and move to another one of my land lords 10 houses. My land Lord is awesome.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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