"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Lay report - now feeling mad paranoid about precum baby

Chamber36

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I had a single spasm before I pulled out. Now I am worried the ***** will memorize my address and contact me in a few months with news of a baby and take all my cash. What do I do?

I figure I will ask her tomorrow morning whether she is on the pill...

She was pretty damn horny. Either she was ovulating or she really likes me. Either way bad business.

Man why didn't I just stick to wh0res...

PS: was a ONS off tinder. Easiest way to get pvssy ever to be invented. However I am gonna put on the extra th*ck condoms next time. Maybe 2 of em.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Jeezus Christ when will men learn. Raw dogging strangers is the stupidest thing you can do. Thats how you get incurable diseases and get chicks pregnant.

Wear a freaking condom if you dont know the broad well and dont know if she is on birth control. Hell, even then you should still wear one. You cant do anything now but wait.

PS - Wearing 2 condoms is less effective than one. And thicker ones are no more effective than properly used thin ones.
 

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oh fvck. Well she don't know my surname, my facebook, any of that.

Hopefully she won't remember my address after she leaves.
 

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oh fvck. Well she don't know my surname, my facebook, any of that.

Hopefully she won't remember my address after she leaves.
Lmao, so you wanna be a deadbeat if shes pregnant? Bravo. Thats what taxpayers need. Another single mom on the system because a guy doesnt want to own up to his responsibilities. Thats IF she is pregnant.

Look dude, she doesnt need to know your street address to find out how to get back to your place. Its not hard to remember how to get somewhere if you retrace your steps.

And at the end of the day, Im sure Tinder logs all interactions in their servers. So if she was pregnant and you try to disappear, the authorities could easily look through those logs to see which facebook is linked to your Tinder, and then find you that way.

Just calm down and wait. And if this chick is pregnant, have a mature discussion with her about options. Pushing her to abort sometimes works against you. And if you do become a father, dont make us taxpayers have to pay for raising your kid. But like I said, calm down and wait.
 

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***** will be lucky if she really gets my baby fvck I hope not. man that pull method is risky.

I am gonna stick to *****s from now on. Or i could wake the ***** up tell her to wash her pvssy out. seems rather mean though.

I will assume I did the pull method correctly and be safer from now on.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Easiest way to get pvssy and to get chicks knocked up :crackup:

wear a rubber so stuff like this doesn't happen. 2 condoms isnt going to help you anymore than 1. if you are paranoid about knocking chicks up, you shouldn't have sex with them.
 

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:cry: :confused:

Ok ty guys for ur advice. I dont think there will be a problem but I will ask her tomorrow on tinder whether she uses contraception.
 

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lol.

Dude, I love raw dogging but even I wouldn't do it with a wh0re off Tinder.

Silly boy.
 

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She said she uses contraception. Get's an injection in her ass-cheek.

Forgive me guys for I have fvcked without a helmet on.

The scare is over.
 

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Chamber36 said:
Forgive me guys for I have fvcked without a helmet on.
That's a good way to pick up a nice STD. Some of you guys are just begging for trouble by being careless.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Condoms don't protect you from all STDs, even if you use it perfectly. If the girl has crabs or warts or is currently having a herpes outbreak, you could get it, condom or not. If you've both got open wounds you could even get HIV, although it's extremely unlikely -- even unprotected sex has a less than 0.1% transmission rate for HIV.
 

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IBreatheSpears said:
Condoms don't protect you from all STDs, even if you use it perfectly. If the girl has crabs or warts or is currently having a herpes outbreak, you could get it, condom or not. If you've both got open wounds you could even get HIV, although it's extremely unlikely -- even unprotected sex has a less than 0.1% transmission rate for HIV.

We aren't here to debate risk factor percentages There will always be a risk in anything you do. Fact is, wearing a condom will decrease your chances of every STD than with not wearing one. The only way you can get herpes is if your skin comes in contact with it. What's the odds of 2 people having open sores? Practically 0.
 

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goldengoose said:
We aren't here to debate risk factor percentages There will always be a risk in anything you do. Fact is, wearing a condom will decrease your chances of every STD than with not wearing one. The only way you can get herpes is if your skin comes in contact with it. What's the odds of 2 people having open sores? Practically 0.
My point was that a condom is not the Iron Man suit. Even with one on you still have to be careful. It can be a false sense of security because if a girl has crabs and you fúck her, you'll get crabs, condom or not. If you eat her out and she has chlamydia or syphilis or the clap -- guess what, you probably do too. The point being, condoms aren't some magical force, anti-pathogen force field. They protect you from most things much better than no condom, especially the worst like HIV, but you can't walk around thinking you're invincible, you still have to take care.
 

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IBreatheSpears said:
My point was that a condom is not the Iron Man suit. Even with one on you still have to be careful. It can be a false sense of security because if a girl has crabs and you fúck her, you'll get crabs, condom or not. If you eat her out and she has chlamydia or syphilis or the clap -- guess what, you probably do too. The point being, condoms aren't some magical force, anti-pathogen force field. They protect you from most things much better than no condom, especially the worst like HIV, but you can't walk around thinking you're invincible, you still have to take care.
Never said they were, but the percentages are low(er) of getting anything with using one than not. We aren't talking about eating her out. This guy chose not to use one, he easily could have contracted something without using one than protecting himself with one.
 

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Should have gotten her the morning after pill. Hell Walgreens has it sitting on a shelf in the pharmacy begging people to buy the stuff. That's the only way to put your mind at easy. Asking her about the pill is worthless, she can lie or she may not have taken it.

If you don't do the morning after pill you will be mindraped for the next 3 weeks.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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