"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Lay report - now feeling mad paranoid about precum baby

Chamber36

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I had a single spasm before I pulled out. Now I am worried the ***** will memorize my address and contact me in a few months with news of a baby and take all my cash. What do I do?

I figure I will ask her tomorrow morning whether she is on the pill...

She was pretty damn horny. Either she was ovulating or she really likes me. Either way bad business.

Man why didn't I just stick to wh0res...

PS: was a ONS off tinder. Easiest way to get pvssy ever to be invented. However I am gonna put on the extra th*ck condoms next time. Maybe 2 of em.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Jeezus Christ when will men learn. Raw dogging strangers is the stupidest thing you can do. Thats how you get incurable diseases and get chicks pregnant.

Wear a freaking condom if you dont know the broad well and dont know if she is on birth control. Hell, even then you should still wear one. You cant do anything now but wait.

PS - Wearing 2 condoms is less effective than one. And thicker ones are no more effective than properly used thin ones.
 

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oh fvck. Well she don't know my surname, my facebook, any of that.

Hopefully she won't remember my address after she leaves.
 

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Chamber36 said:
oh fvck. Well she don't know my surname, my facebook, any of that.

Hopefully she won't remember my address after she leaves.
Lmao, so you wanna be a deadbeat if shes pregnant? Bravo. Thats what taxpayers need. Another single mom on the system because a guy doesnt want to own up to his responsibilities. Thats IF she is pregnant.

Look dude, she doesnt need to know your street address to find out how to get back to your place. Its not hard to remember how to get somewhere if you retrace your steps.

And at the end of the day, Im sure Tinder logs all interactions in their servers. So if she was pregnant and you try to disappear, the authorities could easily look through those logs to see which facebook is linked to your Tinder, and then find you that way.

Just calm down and wait. And if this chick is pregnant, have a mature discussion with her about options. Pushing her to abort sometimes works against you. And if you do become a father, dont make us taxpayers have to pay for raising your kid. But like I said, calm down and wait.
 

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***** will be lucky if she really gets my baby fvck I hope not. man that pull method is risky.

I am gonna stick to *****s from now on. Or i could wake the ***** up tell her to wash her pvssy out. seems rather mean though.

I will assume I did the pull method correctly and be safer from now on.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Easiest way to get pvssy and to get chicks knocked up :crackup:

wear a rubber so stuff like this doesn't happen. 2 condoms isnt going to help you anymore than 1. if you are paranoid about knocking chicks up, you shouldn't have sex with them.
 

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:cry: :confused:

Ok ty guys for ur advice. I dont think there will be a problem but I will ask her tomorrow on tinder whether she uses contraception.
 

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lol.

Dude, I love raw dogging but even I wouldn't do it with a wh0re off Tinder.

Silly boy.
 

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She said she uses contraception. Get's an injection in her ass-cheek.

Forgive me guys for I have fvcked without a helmet on.

The scare is over.
 

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Chamber36 said:
Forgive me guys for I have fvcked without a helmet on.
That's a good way to pick up a nice STD. Some of you guys are just begging for trouble by being careless.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Condoms don't protect you from all STDs, even if you use it perfectly. If the girl has crabs or warts or is currently having a herpes outbreak, you could get it, condom or not. If you've both got open wounds you could even get HIV, although it's extremely unlikely -- even unprotected sex has a less than 0.1% transmission rate for HIV.
 

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IBreatheSpears said:
Condoms don't protect you from all STDs, even if you use it perfectly. If the girl has crabs or warts or is currently having a herpes outbreak, you could get it, condom or not. If you've both got open wounds you could even get HIV, although it's extremely unlikely -- even unprotected sex has a less than 0.1% transmission rate for HIV.

We aren't here to debate risk factor percentages There will always be a risk in anything you do. Fact is, wearing a condom will decrease your chances of every STD than with not wearing one. The only way you can get herpes is if your skin comes in contact with it. What's the odds of 2 people having open sores? Practically 0.
 

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goldengoose said:
We aren't here to debate risk factor percentages There will always be a risk in anything you do. Fact is, wearing a condom will decrease your chances of every STD than with not wearing one. The only way you can get herpes is if your skin comes in contact with it. What's the odds of 2 people having open sores? Practically 0.
My point was that a condom is not the Iron Man suit. Even with one on you still have to be careful. It can be a false sense of security because if a girl has crabs and you fúck her, you'll get crabs, condom or not. If you eat her out and she has chlamydia or syphilis or the clap -- guess what, you probably do too. The point being, condoms aren't some magical force, anti-pathogen force field. They protect you from most things much better than no condom, especially the worst like HIV, but you can't walk around thinking you're invincible, you still have to take care.
 

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IBreatheSpears said:
My point was that a condom is not the Iron Man suit. Even with one on you still have to be careful. It can be a false sense of security because if a girl has crabs and you fúck her, you'll get crabs, condom or not. If you eat her out and she has chlamydia or syphilis or the clap -- guess what, you probably do too. The point being, condoms aren't some magical force, anti-pathogen force field. They protect you from most things much better than no condom, especially the worst like HIV, but you can't walk around thinking you're invincible, you still have to take care.
Never said they were, but the percentages are low(er) of getting anything with using one than not. We aren't talking about eating her out. This guy chose not to use one, he easily could have contracted something without using one than protecting himself with one.
 

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Should have gotten her the morning after pill. Hell Walgreens has it sitting on a shelf in the pharmacy begging people to buy the stuff. That's the only way to put your mind at easy. Asking her about the pill is worthless, she can lie or she may not have taken it.

If you don't do the morning after pill you will be mindraped for the next 3 weeks.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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