Feskaren
Don Juan
what do you guys do if a girl screams out in laughter at the sight of your penis size... and says your penis is so small, its so funny...haha
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Royal Elite
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This will only bother you if you are still under the opinion that sex is the way to a woman's soul.
No matter who you are with, after a certain amount of time if sex is all you have, it will lose it's appeal.
Sex is the icing on the cake, not the cake.
Dont even worry about that issue, it's nothing. There are men in jail who have never kissed the woman they met through some pen pal program, and yet they have the woman's soul.
Learn the power of asking question, for everytime a woman tells you a piece of info about herself she is giving you a piece of her soul.
Dapper Swindler
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Did this actually happen to you? I doubt it. And I bet it never will.
rgeere
Master Don Juan
Her: HaHa, your penis is small
Me: It's bigger than your
Her: What? I don't even have one
Me: Exactly ...
I'm KJing it may not be good to say that ... But, whatever you do try to put the impedence on her end.
Me: It's bigger than your
Her: What? I don't even have one
Me: Exactly ...
I'm KJing it may not be good to say that ... But, whatever you do try to put the impedence on her end.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
b's nuts
Master Don Juan
if it really is that small, only do it in the dark, and find a girl with small hands. The smaller the hans, the bigger your dong looks when she is grabbing it!
Feskaren
Don Juan
you can exercise to make your penis larger??? cool! how? i have a very small penis
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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