Feskaren
Don Juan
what do you guys do if a girl screams out in laughter at the sight of your penis size... and says your penis is so small, its so funny...haha
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
laughing at penis size
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Royal Elite
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This will only bother you if you are still under the opinion that sex is the way to a woman's soul.
No matter who you are with, after a certain amount of time if sex is all you have, it will lose it's appeal.
Sex is the icing on the cake, not the cake.
Dont even worry about that issue, it's nothing. There are men in jail who have never kissed the woman they met through some pen pal program, and yet they have the woman's soul.
Learn the power of asking question, for everytime a woman tells you a piece of info about herself she is giving you a piece of her soul.
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Did this actually happen to you? I doubt it. And I bet it never will.
rgeere
Master Don Juan
Her: HaHa, your penis is small
Me: It's bigger than your
Her: What? I don't even have one
Me: Exactly ...
I'm KJing it may not be good to say that ... But, whatever you do try to put the impedence on her end.
Me: It's bigger than your
Her: What? I don't even have one
Me: Exactly ...
I'm KJing it may not be good to say that ... But, whatever you do try to put the impedence on her end.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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Master Don Juan
if it really is that small, only do it in the dark, and find a girl with small hands. The smaller the hans, the bigger your dong looks when she is grabbing it!
Feskaren
Don Juan
you can exercise to make your penis larger??? cool! how? i have a very small penis
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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