Feskaren
Don Juan
what do you guys do if a girl screams out in laughter at the sight of your penis size... and says your penis is so small, its so funny...haha
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Royal Elite
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This will only bother you if you are still under the opinion that sex is the way to a woman's soul.
No matter who you are with, after a certain amount of time if sex is all you have, it will lose it's appeal.
Sex is the icing on the cake, not the cake.
Dont even worry about that issue, it's nothing. There are men in jail who have never kissed the woman they met through some pen pal program, and yet they have the woman's soul.
Learn the power of asking question, for everytime a woman tells you a piece of info about herself she is giving you a piece of her soul.
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Did this actually happen to you? I doubt it. And I bet it never will.
rgeere
Master Don Juan
Her: HaHa, your penis is small
Me: It's bigger than your
Her: What? I don't even have one
Me: Exactly ...
I'm KJing it may not be good to say that ... But, whatever you do try to put the impedence on her end.
Me: It's bigger than your
Her: What? I don't even have one
Me: Exactly ...
I'm KJing it may not be good to say that ... But, whatever you do try to put the impedence on her end.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
b's nuts
Master Don Juan
if it really is that small, only do it in the dark, and find a girl with small hands. The smaller the hans, the bigger your dong looks when she is grabbing it!
Feskaren
Don Juan
you can exercise to make your penis larger??? cool! how? i have a very small penis
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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