"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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So, I'm seeing this one girl. She is always texting me, and when I don't respond, it drives her wild. Today I didn't text her all until late in the day. Last night we were supposed to get together, but I blew it off and acted like I didn't even know we had plans. The more I do this stuff, the more she wants me. This is not the type of girl that will chase a guy, but she's chasing me.

So, she sends an email telling me that the suspense was killing her and was wondering why I haven't contacted her. Finally, around 4:30 I texted her and told her I was out and about and my phone was on the desk. I told her I was getting sweaty with the task I had to do today. She replied, "Ew, gross". I told it was sexy. She said that it would be sexy if I were in the bathroom or something. I asked if it would be sexy if I was in the bathroom sweating because I was having a hard time pushing out a turd. She relied, "That is DISGUSTING". I replied, "Ok, well that's not sexy then".

I haven't heard from her since, but it's damn funny.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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She'll contact me again. She wants me enough to put up with the guy part of me.
 
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I posted a guy taking a dump on her myspace page. lol
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I'm going out with another chick tonight. She's taking me to a Cowboy Mouth concert. College atmosphere. I'm going to feel old, but at least she's paying. She even suggested staying in a hotel. Hmmm...

I'm not too concerned if the other chick is upset or disgusted. She'll get over it.
 
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