So, I'm seeing this one girl. She is always texting me, and when I don't respond, it drives her wild. Today I didn't text her all until late in the day. Last night we were supposed to get together, but I blew it off and acted like I didn't even know we had plans. The more I do this stuff, the more she wants me. This is not the type of girl that will chase a guy, but she's chasing me.
So, she sends an email telling me that the suspense was killing her and was wondering why I haven't contacted her. Finally, around 4:30 I texted her and told her I was out and about and my phone was on the desk. I told her I was getting sweaty with the task I had to do today. She replied, "Ew, gross". I told it was sexy. She said that it would be sexy if I were in the bathroom or something. I asked if it would be sexy if I was in the bathroom sweating because I was having a hard time pushing out a turd. She relied, "That is DISGUSTING". I replied, "Ok, well that's not sexy then".
I haven't heard from her since, but it's damn funny.
So, she sends an email telling me that the suspense was killing her and was wondering why I haven't contacted her. Finally, around 4:30 I texted her and told her I was out and about and my phone was on the desk. I told her I was getting sweaty with the task I had to do today. She replied, "Ew, gross". I told it was sexy. She said that it would be sexy if I were in the bathroom or something. I asked if it would be sexy if I was in the bathroom sweating because I was having a hard time pushing out a turd. She relied, "That is DISGUSTING". I replied, "Ok, well that's not sexy then".
I haven't heard from her since, but it's damn funny.