TheLadiesMan
Master Don Juan
First, congrats to my Redskins!!! GO SKINS!!!! 
...while I was sitting there, there was a couple to my left, and I noticed that the woman was watching me out of the corner of her eye. She was very beautiful, very professional looking, and looked like a borderline freak to me.
Anyway, I cracked some jokes, she laughed, all the while I just wanted to throw her on the bar and tear her up.
After some time, she got up, told her guy "friend" she was leaving. I have to admit, I was kinda disappointed I didn't stop to get her number, but I don't usually ask for numbers, which is something I gotta do more of. I mean, my Skins won, my Indians won, and my Browns won so I was feeln pretty horny, and would have turned this woman on her head.
So after she leaves, and I'm chillin there drinking my beer and watching the game, the guy"friend" that the woman was with, who hasn't left yet, turns to me and says, "Dude... the woman who was sitting here with me, just called to ask me, to ask YOU, for a cigarette." ....? ...I was like, "..is she out in the parking lot?" he says "No... she's home, and wants me to run the cigarette to her...." I was like "Wha?....." ...and he says "Yeah, can you believe that?" ....I offer to give him a smoke, and he tells me he's just going to go and pick up a pack, and drop it off to her." Which had me shaking my head a little.....
But THIS, is how my sex life has been lately. If I could figure out what to do, instead of just letting it come to me, I'd probably get laid more often. lol!
Advises anyone?
...while I was sitting there, there was a couple to my left, and I noticed that the woman was watching me out of the corner of her eye. She was very beautiful, very professional looking, and looked like a borderline freak to me.
Anyway, I cracked some jokes, she laughed, all the while I just wanted to throw her on the bar and tear her up.
After some time, she got up, told her guy "friend" she was leaving. I have to admit, I was kinda disappointed I didn't stop to get her number, but I don't usually ask for numbers, which is something I gotta do more of. I mean, my Skins won, my Indians won, and my Browns won so I was feeln pretty horny, and would have turned this woman on her head.
So after she leaves, and I'm chillin there drinking my beer and watching the game, the guy"friend" that the woman was with, who hasn't left yet, turns to me and says, "Dude... the woman who was sitting here with me, just called to ask me, to ask YOU, for a cigarette." ....? ...I was like, "..is she out in the parking lot?" he says "No... she's home, and wants me to run the cigarette to her...." I was like "Wha?....." ...and he says "Yeah, can you believe that?" ....I offer to give him a smoke, and he tells me he's just going to go and pick up a pack, and drop it off to her." Which had me shaking my head a little.....
But THIS, is how my sex life has been lately. If I could figure out what to do, instead of just letting it come to me, I'd probably get laid more often. lol!
Advises anyone?
